Count to a million

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Big interview today. Fuckin nervous. 

But I've prepared a battery of questions for her so maybe that'll help. 

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Good luck with your interview ButterWoonatoastRDluvr.

[lomk 20,663]

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Thank you.

*sweating profusely*

Is it hot in here or is it just the cocaine?

*ceiling falls, walls close in*

But seriously, I am unbelievably nervous. Because social anxiety. 

Like, knowing me, I'll probably walk in there, barf and die, and that'll be a normal day for me. 

Edited November 17, 2017 by rdluvrd00d44

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

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Good thanks Base, yourself?

 

Interviewer "So Dawn, what would you say is your biggest weakness?"

Hmm, redheads ...and cake

[lomk 20,663]

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T-140 minutes.

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Good luck

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I love the Apple mindset. Like, hey, you know how headphones were always easy to use and maintenance free? How about we take away the simplicity of a headphone jack and make you have to navigate menus to use your headphones? Oh yeah, and remember to charge them. Because that's how you upgrade your earbuds. But hey, if you want it the old way like a Neanderthal, go ahead and pick up an adapter at no extra charge! Because our post-Jobs motto is: There's an adAPPter for that. 

Also the release of the iPhone 8 and X at the same time is nothing more than a ploy to get people to pay more for what they already have and get them comfortable with the idea of paying $1,000 for a smartphone. It's very smart. No thanks. I'll stick with OnePlus for now. 5T is releasing at $499. I might get that if I get this job. 

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Super late, but I'm doing...fine, I guess. Having an annoying day for no real good reason.

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