Count to a million

[Fishy Stick 7,833]

68,841

 

Sure!

[CandleCandleCandles 2,012]

68842

 

*throws cold potatoes all over the place*

[Fishy Stick 7,833]

68,843

 

*Gets potatoes in eyes*

[BastementSparkle 20,335]

68844

 

*Pulls out a hose and sprays strawberry milk all over everyone*

Edited May 18, 2014 by BasementPony

[Fishy Stick 7,833]

68,845

 

Yum! *Drinks milk*

[BastementSparkle 20,335]

68846

 

Hey Snapp. *Pulls out Bacon, marches towards him*

 

 You've said you don't like bacon a few times. Why don't you try it again?

[Fishy Stick 7,833]

68,847

 

Well Actually I've said I don't eat any type of pig meat at all. And Fish and Chicken is really the only meat I do eat.

[BastementSparkle 20,335]

68848

 

 Yeah, yeah, semantics and all that. The point here is... *Screams wildly and chases Snapp, waving the bacon around*

 

 Taste my holy wrath, foul demon!

[Fishy Stick 7,833]

68,849

 

What!? *Runs away* *throws salad at base*

[BastementSparkle 20,335]

68850

 

*Noms Salad as he runs*

 

 Your greens shall not stop holy justice!

[Fishy Stick 7,833]

68,851

 

I refuse to eat bacon!

[BastementSparkle 20,335]

68852

 

You will eat it! You shall accept the almighty pig as your savior and feast upon it's flesh!

[Fishy Stick 7,833]

68,853

 

But it goes against my beliefs!

[BastementSparkle 20,335]

68854

 

Your beliefs are all LIES!!!

 

 What are your beliefs anyway?

[DubWolf 18,588]

68855

 

*thinks of an inappropriate response to find out, but does not say*

Edited May 19, 2014 by Super80 Wolf

[Fishy Stick 7,833]

68,856

 

*Jumps out window*

 

That pig meat is unclean and should not be eaten.

Edited May 19, 2014 by The Snapp

[DubWolf 18,588]

68857

 

*is stuffed*

 

What if I eat it after I wash it with soap?

[BastementSparkle 20,335]

68858

 

That actually is a lie. Pigs are very clean.

 

 As long as you're talking in a physical sense. If you mean something spiritual then that's kinda different.

Edited May 19, 2014 by BasementPony

[Fishy Stick 7,833]

68,859

 

Oh no, it's my churches beliefs. Listed in the Bible was a list of "Clean" animals and "Unclean" animals which should and should not be eaten. Most Christians don't follow these but my denomination does.

[CandleCandleCandles 2,012]

68860

 

*shoots Basement's bacon*

[BastementSparkle 20,335]

68860

 

Okay fine. As long as you recognize that they are physically clean.

 

*Eat's bacon, the one Candle shot was a decoy*

Edited May 19, 2014 by BasementPony

[CandleCandleCandles 2,012]

68862

 

Of course it was a decoy... so I could distract you so I could shoot your arm off! C:

Edited May 19, 2014 by The Candlekeeper

[BastementSparkle 20,335]

68863

 

Oh, yeah that.

 

*Grows another arm* That always stings a bit.

[Chunkelad 13]

68864

 

 

 

 

 

I think...

Edited May 19, 2014 by STEVEN6502

[CandleCandleCandles 2,012]

68865

 

Ohai Steven. *kiddles Steven*