Callisto 1,877 August 25, 2013 Share August 25, 2013 (edited) OFFICIAL CHURCH OF PURPLE THEME SONG: Greeting. It is I, Callisto, founder of the church and cult of purple. We are all well aware of purple, and how great it is. It is the color of best pony. It is the color of my signature. The greatest color. CULT OF PURPLE OATH I solemley swear That purple will be the center Today, tommorow, and forever Purple will be my life It will be my love Purple will be with me Until the day I die "And so, the purple told them all, that it would make them happy, and help them in times. It would be there, you would never alone; as long as purple existed, people would be happy." Color 5:18 THE SIX COMMANDMENTS OF PURPLE 1. Thou shall not call purple girly. 2. Thou shall not use fuschia or dark pink in place of purple. 3. Thou shall not break purple crayons or colors. 4. Thou shall treat purple better than your most beloved. 5. Thou shall value purple over life itself. 6. Thou shall always remember purple CHURCH SERVICE SCHEDULE Thursday is main church day; morning services held 7:00 A.M. through 9:00 A.M; evening services held 5:00 P.M. through 7:00 P.M.. Mondays are family activity days, with fun games and events in the name of purple. From 10:00 A.M. through 1:00 P.M. CURRENT CHURCH EVENTS A Purpleday feast will be held this Friday, starting at 7:45 P.M.! OTHER Follow the official Church Of Purple Twitter account! https://twitter.com/ChurchOfPurple ------------------------------------ "And purple said onto them: 'bless you all'". Tom 8:21 Edited August 25, 2013 by Callisto Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporeon 1,168 August 25, 2013 Share August 25, 2013 Blue is better. Eeveelutions: @Vaporeon: N-Harmonia : Ampharos @Flareon: Descant/Bard @Espeon: Locked @Umbreon: Lhee @Leafeon: Firebolt @Glaceon: Mal @Sylveon: Don'tDropThatDedenne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,877 August 25, 2013 Author Share August 25, 2013 (edited) Blue is better.BLASPHEMY! Edited August 25, 2013 by Callisto 1 Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporeon 1,168 August 25, 2013 Share August 25, 2013 BLASPHEMY! Ask yourself this; why isn't the sky purple? Because blue is better. Eeveelutions: @Vaporeon: N-Harmonia : Ampharos @Flareon: Descant/Bard @Espeon: Locked @Umbreon: Lhee @Leafeon: Firebolt @Glaceon: Mal @Sylveon: Don'tDropThatDedenne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,877 August 25, 2013 Author Share August 25, 2013 Ask yourself this; why isn't the sky purple? Because blue is better.Why isn't best pony blue? Because purple is better. Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
long gone 8,929 August 25, 2013 Share August 25, 2013 Purple is, indeed, best color. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporeon 1,168 August 26, 2013 Share August 26, 2013 Why isn't best pony blue? Because purple is better. >implying that Twilight is best pony. Eeveelutions: @Vaporeon: N-Harmonia : Ampharos @Flareon: Descant/Bard @Espeon: Locked @Umbreon: Lhee @Leafeon: Firebolt @Glaceon: Mal @Sylveon: Don'tDropThatDedenne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,877 August 26, 2013 Author Share August 26, 2013 >implying that Twilight is best pony.I'm implying nothing. I'm only stating facts. imjokingdontkillmeplsihavesomuchtolivefor 1 Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
long gone 8,929 August 26, 2013 Share August 26, 2013 It is a known fact that the more purple it has, the better it is. Therefore, Twilight Sparkle, being three different shades of purple, is best pony. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Soldier 2,044 August 26, 2013 Share August 26, 2013 I should really tell the mods that this should be merged with the Twilightianity thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idonotreallycare 94 August 29, 2013 Share August 29, 2013 I join. Purple is not only best color, but our lord and savior too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiance64 7,053 August 30, 2013 Share August 30, 2013 I'm so purple I was already in this before I knew about it. Long live da purple 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbro 4 Lyfe 939 August 30, 2013 Share August 30, 2013 Purple is over-rated. "You really are fond of chatting with me, aren't you? If I didn't know better, I'd think you had feelings for me!" Solaire of Astora. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,877 August 30, 2013 Author Share August 30, 2013 Purple is over-rated.You're overrated. Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbro 4 Lyfe 939 August 31, 2013 Share August 31, 2013 You're overrated. I know i'm overrated. But not as overrated as Purple. "You really are fond of chatting with me, aren't you? If I didn't know better, I'd think you had feelings for me!" Solaire of Astora. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flow 1,629 August 31, 2013 Share August 31, 2013 (edited) http://youtu.be/eBioLDaYqOg Edited August 31, 2013 by Robbie Rotten 1 OCs: Flow / Love Bloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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