Is it natural to be in love with the characters?

[Harmonic Revelations 8,837]

Help me, I'm madly in love with Bloomberg. I read a fan fiction where Bloomberg (And his big, lavish branches) was one of the leading characters, once I had finished this fic, I started having dreams about Bloomberg and generally seeing him in everything. I mean, Big red fruit, brown bark beneath them, , his leaves...*Heavy breathing* it's just too much. I feel lonely and empty inside without him by my side.

 

I've been spiraling into depression without the companionship of this beautiful tree. I want nothing more than to settle down with him and raise a family. I want him to hold me in his branches so I'll know that nothing can tear us apart.

 

When I had first seen him, I felt like I had known him all my life, like we were meant to be together. He gleams like the sun if it was expanding and engulfing us all in fiery death. 

 

 

 

Is this natural? Should I act on my love? 

 

 

I was planning to attend a dance at the local bar and request "You Dropped a Bomb on Me" to be played so I can shake it and generally embrace the funk in Bloomberg's presence before I can propose to him with this ring I got with a vending machine a few blocks away outside the local Supermarket.

 

At first I was thinking about having our wedding in the countryside but I can't afford that so I wanted to have our wedding in my basement (I'm going to paint a mural of the beautiful country side on the walls, I mean, I averaged a C in my art classes, that should be good enough, and I'll get some nature-scented candles to make it more realistic)

 

Due to my low budget, I can't get a real priest but I was going to have my friend Lucas do it because he was really good in Public speaking class and that's probably enough. He's really hyper so I'm going to pay him with this six pack of Mountain Dew (I won't tell him that it's been in my basement for like five years).

 

 

This is perhaps the most important opportunity in my entire life, I need your help.

 

 

Thoughts?

Edited September 1, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations

[Inactive01 5,299]

Not sure if joking or serious.

 

I love the humour you placed on this. It's so witty and awkward at the same time. It's a loaded question because it we answer either way, it'll be so awkward, especially considering Bloomberg's a plant being xD 

[Scootalove 10,689]

Yes it is natural to be in love with the characters even if the character is a apple tree. The humor tells the rest of the story anyway, you must express your love to Bloomberg.

[Moonlight 7,290]

Well, Harmonic..all that matters is that you truly love him and care deeply about him. 

 

So...go on tree boy, go on and follow your heart. 

[Blue Moon 6,345]

Well, if the being of your dreams happen to be an Apple Tree, so be it! As a Disney Movie would say, follow your heart. Wish the best to the two of you.

[Dzastur 1,719]

 

"Hmmm...Saw my name. Not a fan of The Gap Band, or this thread. Considering legal action.

 

Also, those apples are way too small - I only like `big apples'."

[Sparkle Speed 87]

I feel you bro, I was in love with a duck once.

 

Channel your love for her and let it fester inside you. Let it grow and deepen! LET YOUR INNERMOST DESIRES FLY LIKE APPLE PIE IN DAH SKY BRAH! I BELIEVE IN YOU BUDDY AND YOU CAN TOO! Now get out there and show a tree whos boss! *crying* I have faith in you man! Go get emm tiger!

 

 

-Sparkle Speed

[Katskratch 59]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb5VOQexMBU

 

I know what it is like to be in love, my friend. I've had hundreds of completely random crushes that never even came close to panning out, so I'm pretty sure I know what I'm talking about. Your plan is excellent, and nobody will even question WTF you're doing, I'm sure.

 

 

So sorry if you're actually being serious but this just seems so troll. 

[PoE 1]

Uh... sure, it's happens sometimes. No need to pitch a fit about it... you just like a character, no need to act as if you find this the end of the world.

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 42,202]

For the record, this is called Dendrophilia, if you are taking it as far as I think you are Harmonic. Have no shame! Embrace what you love. Just talk to him about it, he may not respond, but that is okay. It is okay if they don't respond right? RIGHT?! Where am I?!

 

If you need anyone to discuss this personal matter with, that person isn't me.

[Sparkle Speed 87]

I love how people actually think your in love with this tree XD

 

 

Ohh god are you!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. What have I done!!!

 

You friend

-Sparkle Speed

 

PS: Ducks are sexy

[Sunny Fox 5,958]

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[Sleipnir Rising 115]

Well, technically, Bloomberg is part of the property on Appaloosa. So, you would first have to buy him in order to move him into your house. If you don't want to move him, you could always build a house around Bloomberg and live there as a couple. But, you would have to buy some land on Appaloosa, which would be very expensive. Or, you could steal him, while replacing him with an identical apple tree so that no one will notice.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,837]

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Spectrum really wishes I wasn't serious about this, he can't understand me and Bloomberg's love

Well, technically, Bloomberg is part of the property on Appaloosa. So, you would first have to buy him in order to move him into your house. If you don't want to move him, you could always build a house around Bloomberg and live there as a couple. But, you would have to buy some land on Appaloosa, which would be very expensive. Or, you could steal him, while replacing him with an identical apple tree so that no one will notice.

I think Bloomberg is old enough to choose where he wants to live.

Edited September 1, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations

[Sleipnir Rising 115]

 

 

I think Bloomberg is old enough to choose where he wants to live.

 

How do you know if apple trees have civil rights in Equestria? What if there was a contract claiming that he had to stay in Appaloosa, to produce apples, for like 10 years? Would you be willing to wait that long?

[Harmonic Revelations 8,837]

How do you know if apple trees have civil rights in Equestria? What if there was a contract claiming that he had to stay in Appaloosa, to produce apples, for like 10 years? Would you be willing to wait that long?

I would wait forever for Bloomberg. 

[Sunny Fox 5,958]

Due to my religion, I am anti-chlorophile. The Bible says God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Leaves.

And the potted plant I married last year agrees with me.

Edited September 1, 2013 by Megatron

[Radiance64 7,057]

I can understand dat tree love buddy, in fact I think I've found a nice specimen myself:

If that ain't a beautiful tree I dunno what is.

Anyway, follow your heart and go to your Bloomburg.

[~Chaos~ 3,971]

It is beyond natural to love him!

 

Go on, love him with all of your heart! I just hope I'm invited to the wedding. 

[Life Giver 1,063]

I'm all good with this. Love is love. If you truely love someone or something let it be. *starts to remember something* Like my love... for her... Fluttershy.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,837]

I'm all good with this. Love is love. If you truely love someone or something let it be. *starts to remember something* Like my love... for her... Fluttershy.

I already know what I'm going to drive to my wedding in. 

 

Isn't it beautiful? It's state of the art, I borrowed it from my Uncle (Everybody calls him "Shady Mike" for some reason).