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So if each pony taught a school subject, which do you think each would teach? I'll do the Mane Six and the Background Six. Feel free to do your own Mane Six/Background Six list or even some other background ponies.

 

Twilight: Chemistry

Rainbow Dash: Gym

Fluttershy: Biology

Pinkie Pie: Culinary Arts

Applejack: Botany

Rarity: Arts and Crafts

 

Doctor Whooves: English?

Octavia: Music

Vinyl Scratch: Also Music

Lyra: Study of the Human Body(that's also Biology, right?)

Derpy: More culinary arts... specifically muffin making?

Bon Bon: Even more culinary arts?

 

Wow, that involved a lot of science, culinary arts, and music. I fail. Anyone else got an opinion?

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Trixie: Drama/Theatre

Discord: AP English

Twilight: World History

Rarity: Home ec.

Applejack: FFA (Though that technically isn't a class. Whatever.)

 

That's all I got.


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So if each pony taught a school subject, which do you think each would teach? I'll do the Mane Six and the Background Six. Feel free to do your own Mane Six/Background Six list or even some other background ponies.

 

Twilight: Chemistry

Rainbow Dash: Gym

Fluttershy: Biology

Pinkie Pie: Culinary Arts

Applejack: Botany

Rarity: Arts and Crafts

 

Doctor Whooves: English?

Octavia: Music

Vinyl Scratch: Also Music

Lyra: Study of the Human Body(that's also Biology, right?)

Derpy: More culinary arts... specifically muffin making?

Bon Bon: Even more culinary arts?

 

Wow, that involved a lot of science, culinary arts, and music. I fail. Anyone else got an opinion?

>twilight = chemistry

Yes.

 

>rd = gym

Another yes.

 

>fluttershy = biology

Triple yes.

 

>aj = botany

How is this going so damn well? Yes!

 

>pinkie pie = culinary arts

Yes.

 

>rarity = arts and crafts

Yeahhhh, no. Home Economics is a good subject for her to teach in.

 

Doctor Whooves shouldn't teach English, he should teach advanced science.

 

>study of the human body is biology?

definition of biology: Biology is a natural science concerned with the study of life and living organisms, including their structure, function, growth, evolution, distribution, and taxonomy.

 

 

It can be the study of anything that is biotic, such as horses, human life, etc.

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So if each pony taught a school subject, which do you think each would teach? I'll do the Mane Six and the Background Six. Feel free to do your own Mane Six/Background Six list or even some other background ponies.

 

Twilight: Chemistry

Rainbow Dash: Gym

Fluttershy: Biology

Pinkie Pie: Culinary Arts

Applejack: Botany

Rarity: Arts and Crafts

 

Doctor Whooves: English?

Octavia: Music

Vinyl Scratch: Also Music

Lyra: Study of the Human Body(that's also Biology, right?)

Derpy: More culinary arts... specifically muffin making?

Bon Bon: Even more culinary arts?

 

Wow, that involved a lot of science, culinary arts, and music. I fail. Anyone else got an opinion?

 

I think you nailed it right on the head for the mane 6. I also see twilight teaching advanced math classes and reading/writing subjects. In my old school, there was a teacher who taught like 4 different subjects.

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Twilight: History

Rainbow Dash: PE

Fluttershy: Biology

Pinkie Pie: Art...?

Applejack: Survival skills! (I don't know...)

Rarity: Home economics

 

I don't know what background ponies would do...


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Applejack: Survival skills! (I don't know...)

This has the potential to be hilarious.

 

Applejack: "Now, which one o' y'all can tell me the color of a poison mushroom?"
*Derpy raises her hand*
Derpy: Blurple! :derp:
Applejack: Derpy, "blurple" ain't a color. It's actually-...wait just a darn minute. :huh: You're not even in this class!
*Derpy packs her bag and leaves as sad trombone music plays*


On 4/12/2014 at 0:00 AM, Miaq_The_Truthful said:

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Well I imagine that Twilight would teach English since she's into literature.]

Rainbow Dash defiantly has gym. That or Applejack

Pinkie Pie gets cooking class where she would sing the cupcake song every day in class

Rarity would get a fashion class or maybe an art class

I can imagine Fluttershy teaching Science. You know, animals

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This has the potential to be hilarious.

 

Applejack: "Now, which one o' y'all can tell me the color of a poison mushroom?"

*Derpy raises her hand*

Derpy: Blurple! :derp:

Applejack: Derpy, "blurple" ain't a color. It's actually-...wait just a darn minute. :huh: You're not even in this class!

*Derpy packs her bag and leaves as sad trombone music plays*

Haha, Derpy, haven't you graduated yet? :huh:


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Haha, Derpy, haven't you graduated yet? :huh:

Derpy: wait, you mean I don't have to go to school anymore? Hooray! :muffins:

*Derpy packs her bag triumphantly and walks out the door, BLAM! the door comes off its hinges and falls on her, knocking her over*


On 4/12/2014 at 0:00 AM, Miaq_The_Truthful said:

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Derpy: wait, you mean I don't have to go to school anymore? Hooray! :muffins:

*Derpy packs her bag triumphantly and walks out the door, BLAM! the door comes off its hinges and falls on her, knocking her over*

Hmm... Maybe you haven't graduated yet...

Twilight: History

Rainbow Dash: PE

Fluttershy: Biology

Pinkie Pie: Art...?

Applejack: Survival skills! (I don't know...)

Rarity: Home economics

 

I don't know what background ponies would do...

I changed my mind:

 

Rarity: Theatre/Acting


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@@MoonlitMask, brilliant! We're a great team, you and I. Let's send our ideas to Meghan McCarthy and get our names in the credits!

(Oh wait, you're telling me an episode has to be like 22 mnutes long? What the hell? No one ever told me that!)


On 4/12/2014 at 0:00 AM, Miaq_The_Truthful said:

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Twilight Sparkle: Chemistry (Making amphetamines, bath salts)

Fluttershy: Animal Vivisection

Rainbow Dash: Performance Enhancing

Rarity: Anarcho-Feminism

Applejack: Incest-progressive politics

Pinkie Pie: Recreational party drug therapy

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I would love having rainbow dash as my pe teacher, but then my pe teacher right now is quite awesome. Just imagine how awesome it would be to have her as a teacher.

I think doctor whooves would do science.

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