private Broken Equestria

[Frosty V 309]

Clyssoria motioned toward a tree and the katana's had cut up the tree into mulch within seconds. She looks back to Jaeger, and the Katana's re-appeared next to him "You were saying? Actually... I wont use swords on you.. That'd be too easy..." The swords disappear and a large glowing blue dragon appears "Have fun!"

Jaeger stared up at the dragon and sighed, "I would have preferred the swords....at least then I could finish it faster." he said with a chuckle as he flopped back on his rump and smiled at the dragon. "Hellllooooo! What's your name fine sir? Do you know my uncle?" he asked, waving up with the dragon, holding the hammer in his other hoof.

[Sparkshower 103]

Sparkshower looked up at him "You've told me all of this, some in your sleep given, but i know this already it doesn't change my opinion of you." she shook her head and said "Read min out loud I need to hear what it has to say, i need to know if anything was done to me and i don't remember it." 

[Sir Xarthas VI 470]

@@Frosty V,
The magic dragon just snorts at Jaeger, hesitating for a few seconds. It then decides to lunge straight at him. "Was not expecting that, but then again I don't have control over it..."

 

DJ Alicorn heard what Aurora said about his life, and walked over, but he didn't say anything. He looked to the ground and noticed a file on him. He picked it up and read through it:
"Name: DJ Alicorn
Species: Alicorn
Cutie Mark: Headphones over a Pony Skull
Talents: More magic power than the Royal Sisters put together... Has the ability to stop time and even teleport through time... Flies faster than any pony ever seen, he uses his ability to stop time to fly from one area to the next, with time stopped, so it seems instant. Although he usually just teleports anyway.
Bio: Not very much known about him. We know he says he comes from the Everfree Forest, but actually comes from some other planet, possibly some other alternate universe. His parents are unknown. During one of the wars long ago, someone had been able to actually capture him, and torture him. His wings and horn were removed, and his mane and tail, but still he was able to heal. Has slept with... I'd rather skip this part..." But that was the last sentence. Under that sentence had been 2 large red words:
Extremely Dangerous...if you are his enemy.

DJ picked up the other files and read them one by one... There were even a couple on Celestia and Luna... DJ looks to Celestia, then back to the files "*cough* slut *cough*" He continues to read them... The last file is Spirit's. "Name: Spirit Watcher. Species: Unknown? How is that possible" DJ looks to Spirit, who's sleeping in a tree.

[Frosty V 309]

Jaeger gave a slight frown at the dragon. "Not the talking type huh? Well that's no fun." he muttered, running and sliding under the dragon and launching himself into the air once on the other side. Once at the peak of his jump he unfolded his wings and hurtled himself at the dragon and swung his hammer. "You should really find a better way to get rid of all your anger. I prefer yoga, but everyponies different." he said with a shrug

Edited October 26, 2013 by Frosty V

[Aurora Lights 206]

Aurora listened closely to DJ's bio,he then opened Sparkshower's file and began reading 

 

"Name: Sparkshower Meddlemane

Species: Unicorn (Now Alicorn)

Cutie mark: ink well and quill.

Talents: She is ery smart and stratigises her way out of everything,her magical abaility is more than normal,and she is quite famous for taming the beast known as Aurora Lights...

Bio: Her parents were killed in a vehicle accident,she was the lone survivor do to her parents throwing her out. Later on in her life,she joined the Constellation Crusaders,she was one of the main 3 Herself,Aurora Lights,and Cosmo. She dropped out a year after her final mission,she had planned on marrying Aurora Lights...he rejected...she was crushed,and then she was turned to Alicorn,this made Aurora Lights feel more out of place with her,so,they seperated...She never got over it...she tried self elimination spell and was forced to stop,Aurora Lights had broke in and made her stop...she is still on watch for depression and suicidal tendancies...any one seeing her with a knife,gun,sword,ect. should contact The Princesses immediately." 

 

He slowly places her file down and starts looking over Ditzy Doo's file,he sighs,looking at her,Derpy stares at him and blinks "...I'll read mine..."she whispers and takes it from him when he passes it to her

[Sparkshower 103]

Sparkshower breathed a sigh of releif and thought

At leasdt there haven't been any wacky experiments on me 

Who says there haven't

Sparkshower looked up and realized something "Celestia, Luna, has the crystal empire been attacked?, and where is Cadence>Never mind I'll find out for myself."

She turned and began a communication spell a window of magic opened revealing cadence

(ooc who'll play cadence , can I do it?, btw if communications even through magic are supposed to be down just have the messanger window short out)

[Aurora Lights 206]

((OOC: you can be her.))

 

Aurora sighed and listened as Derpy told her things.

 

Derpy says softly 

 

"Name :Ditzy Doo (Derpy Hooves)

Species: Pegasus

Cutie Mark: Bubbles

Talents: This wall-eyed mare can lift very very heavy things,pianos,cars,things of that nature.

Bio: Ditzy Doo is a very sweet funny mare,but her past isn't just bad...its sad... her mother and father died at a young age,she nearly drowned at a local pool,she saved herself because no one knew she was drowning,this caused damage to her eyes,luckily only a very small portion of her brain was damaged,the part of the brain that controlled hoof-eye coordination,hence her name,Derpy Hooves,she was always made fun of because of this,and is not the best of fliers..." she sighs,her hooves resting on her file.

[Sparkshower 103]

Sparkshower looked back at derpy "It all makes sense now." As cadence came into view of  the magic window sparkshower sighed "Cadence have you heard the news?" cadence shook her head,"No what happened to you guys half of our comms is outand we havent been able to get a hold of anyone in canterlot." sparkshower sighed "we've been bombed." Cadences eyes widened oh no "are you alright are the princesses?" cadences eyes widened "Is that aurora in the background???Sparks are you okay????? You haven't had some sort of relapse have you?" sparkshower shook her head "No I haven't in factI'm actually trying to help a good mare I know win him." she smiled and looked back at the others, as she was turning back the sadness swept over her face again, she shook her head 

Hopefully no one saw that

[Sir Xarthas VI 470]

DJ appeared on the opposite side of the magic window as Spark, so Cadence wouldn't see him.

Clyssoria looked to the dragon, who was still standing, but having trouble doing so. "I never really liked that spell anyway... Next!" As she was about to summon something else, DJ had appeared next to her and whispers something into her ear. They both chuckle evily, and something starts to form inbetween them and Jaeger. "I hope your not afraid of something that's almost impossible to beat!" When the thing finishes forming, it's seems to be an exact copy of DJ Alicorn. DJ looks at it "It's exactly like me. But this version of me has weaknesses. So... Good luck finding them!" DJ then disappears and the clone looks at Jaeger, and aims his horn at him.

[Frosty V 309]

Jaeger sat once again and chuckled as the dragon tryed to maintain its balance. "Stop please you gonna make me pass out." he said laughing uncontrolably. He wiped a tear from his eye as he looked over his shoulder to see Clyssoria and DJ laughing. He stood and turned in there direction. Once the copy of DJ appeared he nodded slowly as DJ explained his situation. "Well first off if I was afraid of something that was impossible to beat I wouldn't be able to look in the mirror." he said with a chuckle, waving his hoof "I kid, I kid" he laughed, walking up to the copy and tapping its horn that was aimed at him. "Huh. Sure is realistic! That's a cool trick isn't it." he said still nodding.

Edited October 28, 2013 by Frosty V

[Sparkshower 103]

Cadence sighed "We'll send over reinforcements right away and rescue teams to search for survivors in the rubble." Sparkshower nodded and said "Have your teams be aware that some corpses are being reanimated , butthey are no longer treuly alive they bevave much like timber wolves instead of ponies

[Sir Xarthas VI 470]

The copy of DJ snorts at Jaeger and does some sort of force push, which pushes Jaeger back. It then looks to Clyssoria, nods, and turns back to Jaeger. The real DJ appears next to Clyssoria. The copy of DJ is slowly lowering his head, his horn slowly getting pointed at Jaeger. The real DJ grins "Oh, he's charging his horn. I never have to do that, so it must be a very powerful spell... I'd watch out if I were you Jaeger..." And the real DJ disappears.

[Frosty V 309]

Jaeger took a couple steps back from the push, he frowned "Well that wasn't very nice! You could have knocked me over!" he exclaimed in a scolding tone. As he dusts the dirt off of his fur. He looked back up towards the clone to see it was charging its horn, as well as DJ explaining that he had better take caution. Jaeger stabbed the helt of his hammer into the ground and climbed to the top, sitting once he got there. "Ha suckers! I've got the best seats in the house for the show!" he yelled, laughing, sliding on his sun glasses and turned to look at the copy. "Come on show me what your spell is please." he said sarcastically in a begging tone as he lit another cigar. "Please Copy D-DJ or whatever your name is, Ahh I don't care just shoot at me so I can block and dodge already." he took another puff from his cigar.

[Sir Xarthas VI 470]

The DJ Clone released the magic power that was collecting in his horn, releasing a huge fiery wall in Jaeger's direction. After the wall had passed by and through Jaeger, it had melted all the tree's behind him, leaving a large path through the forest. The DJ Copy looks at Jaeger, who's mane and tail are basically gone. The DJ Copy aims his horn at Jaeger once more.

[Frosty V 309]

Jaeger opened his eyes and felt around his body seeing as what was badly burned, he checked the list off as he went. "Jacket: burned, Scarf: burned, Mane: Yep, burned, Tail: On fire, Sunglasses: Suprisingly, intact." he said as he jumped of the hammer and pulling it from the ground, walking to stand in front of the copy again. He tapped the tip of the horn and nodded. "Yep right there, perfecto. Now stand still," he said as his hammer began to grow brightly, bringing outback and slamming it against the tip of the horn, the hammer growing brighter on contact.

[Sir Xarthas VI 470]

The DJ copy stumbled back as his horn shattered. Quickly, he turned invisible and regrew his horn. He reappeared behind Jaeger and he shot a laser at him, cutting his hammer in half and cutting one of his hooves. Then the DJ teleports away and points his horn at Jaeger again. The real DJ looks at Jaeger "Having fun?"

[Frosty V 309]

Jaegerexamines his hoof carefully, he frowns. "Ugh dammit I just had these done..,,OW!" he squeals from touching the hoof, shaking it in the air. He picks up the hammer, the two parts glowing and coming back together, now forming a long slider sword, almost a saber type look to it. "Hetitned to look over his shoulder at DJ, "Are you kidding?! I haven't had this much fun since I dunked Aurora's head in a toilet....Ahh the memories." he said turning back to the copy, "So you've got weaknesses huh? Well I never was good at finding things so I guess we'll just have to check things of as we go. Physical damage: no effect on target. Next on the list: Leys mess with his sinces" Jaegerlooksback atthe real DJ. "Can I call him Richardo? I just don't know what to call him." he asks with a laughs he throughs down a smoke bomb with a loud POP!

Edited October 28, 2013 by Frosty V

[Sir Xarthas VI 470]

The real DJ answers Jaeger hesitantly "Sure, call him whatever you want."
The DJ clone turns invisible, knowing that if he can't see his enemy, his enemy shouldn't be allowed to see him. While still invisible, he travels through the smoke, not even disturbing it. He finds Jaeger, he takes out a knife, and stabs in back right hoof. He quickly gets out of the smoke cloud so Jaeger can't quickly swing around and hit him.
The real DJ looks into the smoke cloud, easily making out the clone and Jaeger "You two having fun in there?" He laughs.

[Frosty V 309]

Jaeger hopped around for a bit, "Ouch, damming Richardo! That hurt, right in the sweet spot to!" he said making a fake crying noise, "I had a feeling fake smoke would not cover me well, but this is water vapor after all so it does have its uses." he said turnig his head back towards the real DJ's directions. "Fun? Are you kidding me right now? I fell like a foal in a ball pit! I'm having a blast." he yelled stabbing his sword into the ground. "Let's see if he can fight if he can't see." he chuckled tapping the hilt causing the sword to split in two, showing a bright light in the center. "Ohhh let it SHINE!" he yelled causing the light to amplify, being charged by the water molecules around the light source, making a large blinding ball of light.

[Sir Xarthas VI 470]

The real DJ put on some sunglasses "That's a bit bright..."

The DJ clone had cast an explosion spell at the source of the light. The smoke had gone away and it was only Jaeger's sword causing a bright light, which wasn't as bright as before. The DJ clone had still been invisible, but his magic power was running low.

[Frosty V 309]

Jaeger reconnected the two parts of his sword and drew it out of the ground, "Huh. I figured someone like the copy of the "Great DJ Alicorn" could deal with something like that." he's aid turning to look at Clyssoria, "Just a few ideas for the next time you cast this spell sweet cheeks." he said shrugging his shoulders and turning to examine the battlefield. "Welp he is invisible, dosent like light, and dosent like to talk." he said clapping his hoofs together. "Rightakes sence, let's do this!" he said in a low tone as his sword changed into his hammer, only slightly bigger.

[Sir Xarthas VI 470]

The clone reappears behind Jaeger, slicing his back. He disappears, and reappears next to Jaeger, slicing all of his hooves and legs. HE disappears again, this time in front of Jaeger, and slices the side of his neck.
Clyssoria looks to Jaeger with all the cuts on him "Are those... paper cuts? Why's the clones sword so thin?" The real DJ appears next to her "My swords are always that thin. When I fight somebody with them, I don't want to kill them quickly. I give them a massive amount of paper cuts, and they very slowly and painfully bleed to death." Clyssoria looks at DJ with a shocked face "You really are twisted..."

[Frosty V 309]

Jaeger stood still for a moment and then sighed. "Ok." he said, putting his hoof over his neck and taking it off and looking at the small amount of blood. He looked back at the copy of DJ and smiled. "One second Richardo." he added coldly as he went to stand beside Clyssoria and DJ, "Time out for a moment guys I need a smoke." he said pulling out a cigar and lighting it with some magic from his tattoos. "So...whens the wedding." he asked flopping onto his rump

[Sir Xarthas VI 470]

The copy of DJ disappeared.
The real DJ to Jaeger "Haven't planned one yet. Probably wont be for a few years. Why's it matter anyway? Noponies coming to it. We're not inviting anypony to it. We don't want anypony there when we get married, mainly because during the wedding, we'll be slaying an uncontrollable amount of monsters." He gets close to Jaeger's ear and whispers "Was her idea." Clyssoria looked to DJ "Of course it was my idea, I don't want to fight something that's almost impossible to beat, which is what you would want to do during our wedding." DJ shrugged "You're probably right about that..."
 

[Frosty V 309]

Jaeger took another puff from his cigar, "Come on! You gotta let me in on that. I'll dress nice, and I promise I'll take on the little monsters." he begged. He looked past DJ at Clyssoria, "Come on, I'll let you guys take the big ones, plus I'm a certified minister and you HAVE to have one of them." he stood a, throwing his cigar on the ground and stuck his head up. "I'm coming one way or another." he said