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The Neckbearded

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(Ooc: Out of character text will be used minimally, if at all possible. For the most part, Vice Grip will be doing the talking.)

 

Hey's young Fillies and Colts, it's your favorite Wrestler's Vice Grip! I's here to provide ya's with some Q'n'a opportunities, so if ya's gots a question, ask away!

 

To provide ya's with a little context, I's a professional wrestla' from Manehattan. I's an earth pony like my Pa, but my Ma's a pegasus. My cutie mark's a steel chair, of course! And my rival's name is Camel Clutch, the Camel from some far off land or somethin'. 

 

I've injured some's chumps in the past with my's signature move, the Spinnin' Pile-Drivah, which has been banned in's a lot of circuits. Can't handle this stallion, I's guess. 

 

So ask's away! Most wrestlin' circuits are on break now's anywho. 

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I'm Star Swirl the Neckbearded; I'll show you my Temporal Displacement Spell right after I'm done eating Ramen Noodles and wearing Fedoras.

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Well aren't you a king of clubs, eh? Have you ever been dominated by the Ace? 

Well's uh, I's not exactly sure's what you's are sayin'. But I've only lost a hooful of times, and I'll admit that they's were mostly pretty good wrestlers. One times to the Flyin' Filly, a masked wrestla' (I hate masked wrestla's, but she was pretty good), and one time to Larry It. But I's not gonna say one nice word about's the time when Camel Clutch cheated! He got his assistant to distract the ref! I lost my's title to that chump, and when I see's him again at the Mane Event, I's gonna show him a thing or two. 

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I'm Star Swirl the Neckbearded; I'll show you my Temporal Displacement Spell right after I'm done eating Ramen Noodles and wearing Fedoras.

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Well's uh, I's not exactly sure's what you's are sayin'. But I've only lost a hooful of times, and I'll admit that they's were mostly pretty good wrestlers. One times to the Flyin' Filly, a masked wrestla' (I hate masked wrestla's, but she was pretty good), and one time to Larry It. But I's not gonna say one nice word about's the time when Camel Clutch cheated! He got his assistant to distract the ref! I lost my's title to that chump, and when I see's him again at the Main Event, I's gonna show him a thing or two. 

Got any signature moves? I bet since you're such an experienced wrestler, you have to have some good ones.

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Got any signature moves? I bet since you're such an experienced wrestler, you have to have some good ones.

Yeah's actually! Lot's of folks these day's are goin' with flashy, over-the-top moves, but I's like to keep it simple. My Signature Move is the Spinnin' Pile-Drivah. It's short, sweet, and it knocks a lot of ponies out. Of course, I's could do some'n fancy, if I wanted to. But I'd rather spend that energy kickin' my's opponent in the face!


I'm Star Swirl the Neckbearded; I'll show you my Temporal Displacement Spell right after I'm done eating Ramen Noodles and wearing Fedoras.

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