Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 October 30, 2011 Share October 30, 2011 So I called the rape advice hotline...turns out it's only for victims LRP's opinions are subject to change without notice. Fees and penalties still apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidLove 80 October 30, 2011 Share October 30, 2011 Rape is nothing to joke about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 October 31, 2011 Author Share October 31, 2011 (edited) You'll never catch me! Rape is nothing to joke about. It is after you watch the movie "Teeth" Edited October 31, 2011 by Lady Rarity Pony LRP's opinions are subject to change without notice. Fees and penalties still apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoop 8,384 October 31, 2011 Share October 31, 2011 the movie "Teeth" Ugh. Just stop right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom The Diamond 1,830 October 31, 2011 Share October 31, 2011 What do you call when a vampire's car breaks down three miles from a bloodbank? A cab! (Oh, I've done that one before? Alright, let me think of a new one...) What do you call a snail on a ship? A Snailor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guesty_ 45 October 31, 2011 Share October 31, 2011 Ahhahaa lmfao, this is going to be a gooood thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BizzarePony 199 October 31, 2011 Share October 31, 2011 DEAR LORD MY EYES! Brace yourself. Winter is coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 October 31, 2011 Author Share October 31, 2011 What do you call when a vampire's car breaks down three miles from a bloodbank? A cab!I never understood that joke until now .____. LRP's opinions are subject to change without notice. Fees and penalties still apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidLove 80 October 31, 2011 Share October 31, 2011 > It is Halloween in a matter of ours... Simply... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor XFizzle 8,669 October 31, 2011 Share October 31, 2011 What do you call a pony with a colorful punctuation? Rainbow Dash MLP Forums' resident timelord, sports dilettante, and purveyor of wit and humor~*Traveling Timelord Nonpareil*~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swoop 2,278 October 31, 2011 Share October 31, 2011 (edited) Economics Explained. With Cows. DEMOCRAT You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow. COMMUNIST You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour. CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. BUREAUCRATISM You have two cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away. DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government. NAZISM.You have two cows.The state takes both and shoots you.INDIA.You have two cows.You worship them. AUSTRALIA. You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate. FRANCE. You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block all the roads. Because you want three cows. Edited October 31, 2011 by Swoop 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispy 5,563 October 31, 2011 Share October 31, 2011 (edited) There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says, "Wow, it must be 300 degrees in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy shit, a talking muffin!" A little boy and a pedophile are walking through the woods at night. The little boy says, "It's scary out here." The pedophile says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back through this by myself." Edited October 31, 2011 by Twilight Sparkle Removing a racist joke. Also, the pedophile one's sorta borderline. GET IN THE PIT On 8/23/2012 at 1:54 AM, Djenty said: ON MLP 4UMS ERRYTHIN IS SRS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispy 5,563 October 31, 2011 Share October 31, 2011 (edited) Oh yeah, a joke. Um... What's worse than ten dead babies in one spot? One dead baby in ten spots. Edited October 31, 2011 by Twilight Sparkle Removing a response to a direct response to a race joke. GET IN THE PIT On 8/23/2012 at 1:54 AM, Djenty said: ON MLP 4UMS ERRYTHIN IS SRS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swoop 2,278 October 31, 2011 Share October 31, 2011 (edited) A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Hey rabbit, when you...you know, do your business, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit looks at the bear strangely, and after a moment says "no, not really" The bear smiles and says "good", and picks up the rabbit, wipes his ass with him, and walks off. Edited October 31, 2011 by Swoop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico 790 October 31, 2011 Share October 31, 2011 A blonde gets tired of her husband complaining that she doesn't do anything, so she decides to paint the house one day while he's away at work. He comes home later that day and finds her on the floor wearing two jackets, sweating and gasping for air. He takes the jackets off of her and says "Honey, what the hell are you doing?" She replies, "I was gonna paint the living room and the paint can said to apply two coats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Prectar 43 October 31, 2011 Share October 31, 2011 (edited) How many babies do you need to paint the living room? That depends on how hard you throw My edit: It's a joke come on Edited October 31, 2011 by Pinkie Prectar Removing a race joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Founder Twilight Sparkle ✨ 8,527 October 31, 2011 Founder Share October 31, 2011 We are generally lax with most kinds of content around here, but some people are sensitive to race jokes. The horrific video that was posted on the last page would definitely count as NSFW material, too, and most definitely doesn't belong on MLP Forums. I understand that race jokes can and are genuinely funny and I don't want to come off as a politically correct control freak, but the line has to be drawn somewhere. I'll have a chat with Kurtiss about them, and we may restore the jokes from the post revision logs depending on where that goes. But I've removed them for now as a precaution. Avatar credit: robinrain8 Signature credit: Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Prectar 43 October 31, 2011 Share October 31, 2011 Fair enough. If people get offended by something like that I am sorry. If not, lets get them back, because they are widely known, used and generally funny. But of course we need to draw a line somewhere. But then again, what about the baby joke, some would be more offended by that than that of a race joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectRKA 2,848 October 31, 2011 Share October 31, 2011 You know you play world of warcraft too much when your microwave goes *Ding !* and you say "Gratz !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico 790 October 31, 2011 Share October 31, 2011 Time for some wordplay jokes! You gotta read these aloud to get the right effect. 'So a pony and a coyote get into an argument and the Pony gets her feelings hurt. She goes over to a bear and asks him to yell at the coyote for her. The bear asks "Why can't you yell at him?" To which the pony replied "Because I'm a little hoarse." ' ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'A bear walks up to a deer and says "Hey... ... ... ... ... ... How's it going?" The deer asks him, "Why the big pause?" ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 October 31, 2011 Author Share October 31, 2011 I'm fine with that, I had forgotten what video I linked and was thinking "WTF, Vaginal Violence?" xD BTW Nice jokes Nicolai LRP's opinions are subject to change without notice. Fees and penalties still apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger 213 October 31, 2011 Share October 31, 2011 Jew jokes are not funny Anne Frankly they are quite annoying. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico 790 October 31, 2011 Share October 31, 2011 I'm fine with that, I had forgotten what video I linked and was thinking "WTF, Vaginal Violence?" xD BTW Nice jokes Nicolai I saw that there was a video to 'Teeth' and somehow it never crossed my mind: "Does this break the forum rules?" So you're not alone in thinking "WTF, Vaginal Violence!?" And thanks. ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bananagirl135 3 November 5, 2011 Share November 5, 2011 Oh yeah, a joke. Um... What's worse than ten dead babies in one spot? One dead baby in ten spots. that was harsh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispy 5,563 November 5, 2011 Share November 5, 2011 I am. Funny beats harsh in my book. How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them. GET IN THE PIT On 8/23/2012 at 1:54 AM, Djenty said: ON MLP 4UMS ERRYTHIN IS SRS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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