Guess that reference!

[Woohoo 35,023]

No idea.

"I can't come in today. I caught something terrible."
"What'd you catch?"
"I caught sight of the calendar!"

[Spark Thunderbass 1,560]

No idea.

"TAKE OUT THOSE F*****G PT BOATS!"

[Woohoo 35,023]

One of the Call of Duty games... (my last one was SpongeBob)

"Coconuts have water in them!"

🐶

[Fritzy 2,021]

No idea 

“For most of you, I believe there is peace, and perhaps more, waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.”

Bonus. Don’t just say what series. What exactly it’s from and WHO said it. 

[Woohoo 35,023]

No idea.

"This private has dishonored himself... and dishonored the platoon! I have tried to help him, but I have failed. I have failed because you have not helped me! You people have not given him the proper motivation! So... from now on whenever he fucks up, I will not punish him, I will punish ALL OF YOU! And the way I see it, ladies, you owe me for one jelly doughnut!"

[Iforgotmybrain 6,564]

WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE PYLE? Full Metal Jacket.

The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.

[Iridescent Edge 301]

Just put the hay in the apple and eat the candle. Hm?

[Woohoo 35,023]

37 minutes ago, Iforgotmybrain said:

WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE PYLE? Full Metal Jacket.

The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.

From one war movie to another Top Gun.

"The nerve of those people, inviting me down there... on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go, my SCHEDULE wouldn't allow it!"
📖
"4:00, wallow in self-pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss. 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercise. 6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again! 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked! Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9:00, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?"

🎄

[Spark Thunderbass 1,560]

No idea.

"Brody... Sick vandalism! That is a deliberate, mutilation, of a public service message! Now I want those little paint happy bastards caught, and hung up by their buster browns!".

 

 

[Woohoo 35,023]

Jaws (da-dun, da-dun, da-dun)

"That's right, Sex Ed week. We're gonna be talking about the PENIS! We'll be talking about the VAGINA! Do you think that's funny, son? Do you find it amusing that we'll be talking about the TESTICLES! Yes, we're also gonna be talking about VENEREAL DISEASE! SEXUAL INTERCOUSE! THE SCROTUM! THE CLITORIS! And... and we will definitely be spending a lot of time talking about MASTURBATION!"

Edited June 22 by Woohoo

[Spark Thunderbass 1,560]

Beavis and Butthead, also when they burst out the school letting out the laughs out held in.

"RUSSELL SMASH!!!"

[Woohoo 35,023]

A deleted scene from UP where Russell becomes the Hulk No idea

"I said gimme my free sundae!"
"And I said there's no way you could've known there were 12,082 beans in that jar without cheating!"
"I told you. I used a complex algorithm based on the dimensions of the jar."
"Uh-huh. Yesterday you thought seashells were money. Today you're using algorithms?"
"Yesterday, I wasn't a genius. Now gimme my ice cream, monkey boy!"

⚛️

Edited June 26 by Woohoo

[Spark Thunderbass 1,560]

No idea.

"COME ALONG COME ALONG YOU GIRLS, PUT A JERK IN IT, OR YOU'LL BE OUT OF YOUR EARS EVERY ONE OF YA! AND LISTEN TO THIS! THE FIRST GIRL THAT FINDS THE GOLDEN TICKET, GETS A ONE POUND BONUS IN THEIR PAYING BUCKET! WHAT DO YA THINK OF THAT?! *workers erupt*"

[KPackratt 586]

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

"Hello. I'm president George Washington and welcome to Presidential Patties. Today's special is a Patriot Burger. I cannot tell a lie, it is delicious."
"So, uh... what makes it a patriot burger?"

"The tomato is red, the onions are white, and the meat is blue."

[Woohoo 35,023]

Doesn't ring a bell.

"Huh? Huh? Oh c'mon, you gotta admit this is cool! Just like a movie! The robot will emerge dramatically, do some damage, throngs of screaming people! And just when all hope is lost, I will save the day! I'll be a bigger hero than you ever were."
"You mean you killed off real heroes so that you could pretend to be one?!"
"Oh I'm real, real enough to defeat you! And I did it without your gifts, your oh-so-special powers. I'll give them heroics. I'll give them the most spectacular heroics anyone's ever seen! And when I'm old and had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can be superheroes. EVERYONE can be super! And when everyone's super..."
*laughs*
"... no one will be."