You meet the avatar above you in a bar, what do you do?

[Clockwork Chaos 219]

Id buy that beautiful mare a drink and discuss science!huzzah for being old enough!

[StarSwirlTheBearded 356]

I'd ask the pony why he is drinking coffee at a bar (I'd imagine he would be).

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

*stabs with Frostmourne*

[Celtore 2,769]

*starts choking on food*

Bill, please...

[The Gasper 48]

Run, scoob! It's a g-g-ghost!

Edited March 30, 2014 by The Wheezer

[Gay Bird 420]

*slowly moves away

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Well, I've moved on to coffee since my doctor says that all the water in my body has been replaced with alcohol.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

[StarSwirlTheBearded 356]

Uhh...

 

...that can't be good...

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

It can be... If you were already one with the Borg.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Stop! He who approaches the Bar of Death must answer me these questions three, ere a drink he buys.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

I be answerin' this set of questions three.

I shall not sway or flee,

but my one question I have for you is,

"What could your question be?"

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Jedi or Sith are you?

Edited April 2, 2014 by renoitseuQ ehT

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

I am a hunter

Bounties are what I collect

The Force is one magic I do not use

For I am Pony Fett

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Lie, you do. 

[FluffyShine 18]

*sees him/her running out of the bar*

 

Hmmm wonder what that was all about.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

The next question is what I hope to hear,

For I have not yet had my fill of beer.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,204]

Well, umm...hello? Are you a drink mixing robot?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Y^{_{OUR TIME HAS COME.}}

[Thunderchild 875]

My time is past. I am Gunslinger-I walk the earth in limbo, until the curse is lifted.

[StarSwirlTheBearded 356]

Well this is awkward...

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

I don't believe that "Your time has come" is a question.

"To drink or not to drink?" is a question. One that everyone here knows the answer to.

Edited April 5, 2014 by AI Pony

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

They call me Cuban Pete,
I'm the king of the Rumba beat,
When I play the Maracas I go
Chick chicky boom
Chick chicky boom

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Still not a question. Might have to change your name back to "Not The Questioner" again.

*Walks into bar without answering the remaining questions*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Tinky Winky

Dipsy!

Laa-Laa!

Po!