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  1. 1. DO YOU LOVE FLUFFLEPUFF?!

    • Yes!!! ALL HAIL FLUFFLEPUFF!
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    • Fluffle...who?
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    • Um...no.
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  2. 2. Do you accept Flufflepuff as your princess?

    • Yes!! ALL HAIL FLUFFLEPUFF!!
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    • Once again... Fluffle who?
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    • No! All HAIL QUEEN CHRYSALIS!
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What the hell is a Hufflepuff

 

Hufflepuff for Life

We Are the Dark Gods and WE RULE OVER ALL!

 

 

There is no good and evil, there is only power... and those too weak

to seek it.

 

There is no good and evil! There is only power! And

those too weak to seek it!

 

Live fast, die young, and leave a mutilated unidentifiable corpse

behind. And then, when no one's paying attention, assume the

previous life of that corpse. Repeat as necessary.

 

 Wizard, Witch, Pureblood, Halfblood, Muggleborn, Squib, Muggle. None

of it matters, as inside they are all the same: five liters of blood

and an infinite number of ways to spill it. Except for babies. They

don't have quite as much blood.

 

Tattoos are for pussies and Death Eaters. Real men carve art into

their flesh with knives, not needles, ink, or magic.

 

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled wasn't convincing the

world she didn't exist. It was convincing her researchers, her grunt

workers, and her scapegoats that she cared. And that they mattered.

She even convinced most of them that they were more important than

her. So she gave them qualities, characteristics, jobs, and duties.

She renamed them Ravenclaws, Gryffindors, and Slytherins. You tell a

man, he is sly and cunning and he finds it hard to disagree. No

matter that expressly advertising that you are sly and cunning is

just about the least sly or cunning thing you can do. If he is not a

Hufflepuff, he will know no better. He will believe himself sly and

cunning. Or he will believe himself intelligent and clever. Or he

will believe himself brave and courageous. It is your job to make him

believe that! Ravenclaws plan your strategies, Gryffindors fight your

battles, Slytherins take your blame. And only behind the curtain,

have the Hufflepuffs now and forever reigned supreme.

 

Three can keep a secret if two are dead. And thus, out of necessity,

was born the rivalry between Slytherin and Gryffindor.

 

Men will wrong you, or wrong the true ideals of a 'puffer. When a

man does, see if he expresses remorse. If he does, tell him you

accept his apology. Nurse his wounds, become his friend, and help him

to become healthy. Then as he turns his back to you to leave, slit

his throat. If the man doesn't express remorse, then kill his

mother, kill his sister, kill his wife, kill his daughter, and rape

his dog. Grant only the mercy of death to those who are remorseful.

And give only pain to those who are not. No one fucks with a 'puff.

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Hufflepuff for Life

We Are the Dark Gods and WE RULE OVER ALL!

 

 

There is no good and evil, there is only power... and those too weak

to seek it.

 

There is no good and evil! There is only power! And

those too weak to seek it!

 

Live fast, die young, and leave a mutilated unidentifiable corpse

behind. And then, when no one's paying attention, assume the

previous life of that corpse. Repeat as necessary.

 

 Wizard, Witch, Pureblood, Halfblood, Muggleborn, Squib, Muggle. None

of it matters, as inside they are all the same: five liters of blood

and an infinite number of ways to spill it. Except for babies. They

don't have quite as much blood.

 

Tattoos are for pussies and Death Eaters. Real men carve art into

their flesh with knives, not needles, ink, or magic.

 

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled wasn't convincing the

world she didn't exist. It was convincing her researchers, her grunt

workers, and her scapegoats that she cared. And that they mattered.

She even convinced most of them that they were more important than

her. So she gave them qualities, characteristics, jobs, and duties.

She renamed them Ravenclaws, Gryffindors, and Slytherins. You tell a

man, he is sly and cunning and he finds it hard to disagree. No

matter that expressly advertising that you are sly and cunning is

just about the least sly or cunning thing you can do. If he is not a

Hufflepuff, he will know no better. He will believe himself sly and

cunning. Or he will believe himself intelligent and clever. Or he

will believe himself brave and courageous. It is your job to make him

believe that! Ravenclaws plan your strategies, Gryffindors fight your

battles, Slytherins take your blame. And only behind the curtain,

have the Hufflepuffs now and forever reigned supreme.

 

Three can keep a secret if two are dead. And thus, out of necessity,

was born the rivalry between Slytherin and Gryffindor.

 

Men will wrong you, or wrong the true ideals of a 'puffer. When a

man does, see if he expresses remorse. If he does, tell him you

accept his apology. Nurse his wounds, become his friend, and help him

to become healthy. Then as he turns his back to you to leave, slit

his throat. If the man doesn't express remorse, then kill his

mother, kill his sister, kill his wife, kill his daughter, and rape

his dog. Grant only the mercy of death to those who are remorseful.

And give only pain to those who are not. No one fucks with a 'puff.

 

 

 

 

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