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Rarity is the worst pone in all of Equestria and I have an extremely accurate and valid list of why she sucks. 

 

Even Lauren Fausticorn agrees with me! She was planning on killing Rarity anyways.

 

1. Shes made out of marshmallows.

 

2. Applejack is better.

 

3. She is secretly Marilyn Monroe. 

 

4. She is the element of greediness

 

5. Shes racist :o

 

6. She has a crush on chicken tender hoof 

 

7. All her friends are snobz and rich people (Including her!)

 

8. She is afraid to get dirty,

 

9. Her mane is fake (She is wearing a weave D:)

 

10. She cries for everything lolz what a drama queen. 

 

And last but not least...

 

She is evil and formed a secret alliance with Nightmare Moon!

 

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I wonder how Rarity will react to this. :P

She will probably be all like *GASP* and then she will start screaming and saying "I WILL DESTROY YOU" but then she will be like "PSHH I'm too classy for you." But then shed be like "OMG am I really the worst pony?!" Then she will start crying all day in her sofa.


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She will probably be all like *GASP* and then she will start screaming and saying "I WILL DESTROY YOU" but then she will be like "PSHH I'm too classy for you." But then shed be like "OMG am I really the worst pony?!" Then she will start crying all day in her sofa.

Or she might try to destroy you first. :P

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rarity___nom_nom_by_cptofthefriendship-d

Don't worry, my lovely waifu, I know you're really hurt, I'm here to white knight and SJW the shit outta this guy for you!

 

:lol:

Edited by ghostfacekiller39
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He who is Positively Obsessed With All Things Rarity!!!

"Not everyone who is pretty is necessarily beautiful. For those two to come together is truly a Rarity"

-Jacob G. Rosenberg

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rarity___nom_nom_by_cptofthefriendship-d

Don't worry, my lovely waifu, I know you're really hurt, I'm here to white knight and SJW the shit outta this guy for you!

 

:lol:

LOLZ UR WEIFOO HAS A CRUSH ON CHIKEN TENDER HOOF


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LOLZ UR WEIFOO HAS A CRUSH ON CHIKEN TENDER HOOF

We went to a highly qualified waifu counselor to work past that bump, please don't dredge up old skeletons in the closet.

 

:lol:

Edited by ghostfacekiller39
  • Brohoof 1

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He who is Positively Obsessed With All Things Rarity!!!

"Not everyone who is pretty is necessarily beautiful. For those two to come together is truly a Rarity"

-Jacob G. Rosenberg

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