Rarity is worst pone

[♞RedLotus♞ 359]

Rarity is the worst pone in all of Equestria and I have an extremely accurate and valid list of why she sucks. 

 

Even Lauren Fausticorn agrees with me! She was planning on killing Rarity anyways.

 

1. Shes made out of marshmallows.

 

2. Applejack is better.

 

3. She is secretly Marilyn Monroe. 

 

4. She is the element of greediness

 

5. Shes racist

 

6. She has a crush on chicken tender hoof 

 

7. All her friends are snobz and rich people (Including her!)

 

8. She is afraid to get dirty,

 

9. Her mane is fake (She is wearing a weave D:)

 

10. She cries for everything lolz what a drama queen. 

 

And last but not least...

 

She is evil and formed a secret alliance with Nightmare Moon!

 

[repsol rave 2,963]

best list ever. we need to foreward this to every corner of the internet!

[Scootalove 10,684]

I wonder how Rarity will react to this.

[♞RedLotus♞ 359]

I wonder how Rarity will react to this.

She will probably be all like *GASP* and then she will start screaming and saying "I WILL DESTROY YOU" but then she will be like "PSHH I'm too classy for you." But then shed be like "OMG am I really the worst pony?!" Then she will start crying all day in her sofa.

[Scootalove 10,684]

She will probably be all like *GASP* and then she will start screaming and saying "I WILL DESTROY YOU" but then she will be like "PSHH I'm too classy for you." But then shed be like "OMG am I really the worst pony?!" Then she will start crying all day in her sofa.

Or she might try to destroy you first.

[MLP Moth 224]

Honestly, I don't see anything wrong with being a marshmallow, or being Marilyn Monroe. They're both amazing!!

[ghostfacekiller39 23,857]

Don't worry, my lovely waifu, I know you're really hurt, I'm here to white knight and SJW the shit outta this guy for you!

 

Edited February 9, 2014 by ghostfacekiller39

[♞RedLotus♞ 359]

Don't worry, my lovely waifu, I know you're really hurt, I'm here to white knight and SJW the shit outta this guy for you!

 

LOLZ UR WEIFOO HAS A CRUSH ON CHIKEN TENDER HOOF

[ghostfacekiller39 23,857]

LOLZ UR WEIFOO HAS A CRUSH ON CHIKEN TENDER HOOF

We went to a highly qualified waifu counselor to work past that bump, please don't dredge up old skeletons in the closet.

 

Edited February 9, 2014 by ghostfacekiller39

[MLP Moth 224]

@ghostfacekiller39 don't worry. Karma will get him back for offending my marshmallow.

[♞RedLotus♞ 359]

We went to a highly qualified waifu counselor to work past that bump, please don't dredge up old skeletons in the closet.

 

Shes all yours  

[MLP Moth 224]

@RedLotus who's your favorite pony

Edited February 9, 2014 by MLP Moth

[Moved to Elsewhere 11,329]

Watch out or ghostface will come to the thread and too late.

[Radiance64 7,051]

Edited February 9, 2014 by Radiance64