Ricers, Rice burners and Boy Racers

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

Alright, so this has been in my head for quite a while. 

 

So evision this. You're driving down the road and you come across a stoplight. While stopped, you hear a loud noise from somewhere. Thinking it's a sweet car, you look to your right. You then see a honda civic with a cheap spoiler, cheap body kit and a big muffler. You've just encountered, what is called a ricer. Ricers can come in all types of cars, but they are usually japanese cars like civics, preludes, eclipses, 350Zs and other cars. Sadly, some can even be American muscle cars. 

 

Ricers think that adding all of that stuff to their car boosts power, but it doesn't. In reality, all it does is add unnecessary and make the cars look rather ugly, especially when there's nothing but a giant spoiler and fart can (a term for a large exhaust hole that sort makes the car's exhaust sound like farting).

 

Here's an example of a typical ricer.

 

Ugly isn't it. And the sad part about it is, the engine is left untouched. The car is just stock, but it is apparent that it has extra power. 

 

To make matters worse, these "ricers" or "rice burners", talk about their "machines" as if they were modded with true legit performance modifications. 

 

Check out this guy talking some serious crap about his honda "pushing 38 pounds"

 

All I've gotta say about this guy is:

 

To make things even worse, over in Japan, there are Ricer Clubs! When I first saw this, I just had to nod my head and say:

 

In conclusion...don't be a ricer. If you want to have a fast car, get one. If you want to modify your car yourself, work hard, get the money and get to the proper place to get the proper parts. Remember, even if it takes long, it's worth it. 

 

This thread isn't meaning to hate on ricers. It's more opinions. 

[Oblivion 20,266]

I would get a big ole mud truck then MONSTER TRUCK the ricer!!!!

 

Or just blow a bunch of black smoke all over it!

[Commander Fresh 36]

I'm fine with ricers as long as they're aware that their car isn't all that powerful. Some people genuinely appreciate the look of one and aren't to concerned with actual performance. Then there are those who think their cars are faster and go racing with it (and so on). Not the brightest bunch, but at least they tried. Then there's the guy in the video. We're going to have to invent a new word to categorize him.

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

I would get a big ole mud truck then MONSTER TRUCK the ricer!!!!

 

Or just blow a bunch of black smoke all over it!

Hahaha! Trucks rule, ricers drool!