I wish Princess Celestia was real and she helped fix this world's problems

[Hive King 2,001]

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That's actually a good argument. Even so, she might not react fast enough to catch a swarm of missiles but even if she is, they could be remote detonated

[Rarity Paige Belle 1,854]

Would you all still want Celestia to be real if you got the evil one?

[Ribbonfree 2,383]

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That's actually a good argument. Even so, she might not react fast enough to catch a swarm of missiles but even if she is, they could be remote detonated

 

Yeah, it's a stretch. I don't think canon Celestia could survive a coordinated assault from humanity.

 

All she wanted to do was help. RIP in peace.

Edited March 21, 2014 by Lil' Strapless

[Hive King 2,001]

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It doesn't really matter, Celestia is a minor(very minor) building buster at best. Give a terrorist a bazooka, it'd be the same thing

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Yeah. Now Discord, he on the other hand has a very good chance of winning since physical harm doesn't really work on him 

[Ribbonfree 2,383]

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Yeah. Now Discord, he on the other hand has a very good chance of winning since physical harm doesn't really work on him 

 

Yeah. Considering that the whole point of Discord is that nothing makes a lick of sense in his presence, our world with all it's easily abused physical constraints would be fodder for someone of his ilk. So if Celestia brought Discord as insurance, she'd probably be able to get humanity to listen to what she has to say without rogue elements trying to slaughter her. And she'd also get lulz as Discord accidentally causes the White House to sprout legs and run off or something.

Edited March 21, 2014 by Lil' Strapless

[Khaoios 1,970]

Yeah, it's a stretch. I don't think canon Celestia could survive a coordinated assault from humanity.

 

All she wanted to do was help. RIP in peace.

 

I must concur.   In sci-fi films, books, and games, many scientists today, agree that mankind is indeed a hostile species and would do anything to defend themselves no matter if such a being seeks peace or war.  It's like "war and violence is our way of survival" which is sad, tbh.

[BronyDubs 9]

If she was real, well the world would be twice as better than what it is now. Most problems would be solved and all that! It'll be great! Many bad things would almost entirly dissappear!

[Hive King 2,001]

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On the other hand, certain creatures in Equestria have shown themselves to resist magic. The Tatzlworm for example, it made Discord shit himself and jump into Twilight's arm. And whatever disease it gave him, it crippled him.

 

That'd actually be pretty funny, Discord is utterly destroying an army when he suddenly bends over coughing and choking. Turns out that since he has no resistance to Terran Diseases, he got killed off by natural bacteria in the air 

[Khaoios 1,970]

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Yeah. Now Discord, he on the other hand has a very good chance of winning since physical harm doesn't really work on him 

 

Indeed......its funny, Discord, even though he resembles the goddess Discordia, i believe that's the correct spelling reminds me of Apophis.  But, like you mentioned, he would be a pain in the ass to take down.

 

Unless we go Sci-fi again and use Godzilla,

[Hive King 2,001]

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To be fair, everything in the world wants to kill us. There's a funny article giving reasons for why humans are scary as Hell, among them including acidic spit(true) the ability to breathe oxygen(flammable) a preference for pain for fun(wrestling and boxing), etc.

http://imgur.com/309O7tJ

Indeed......its funny, Discord, even though he resembles the goddess Discordia, i believe that's the correct spelling reminds me of Apophis.  But, like you mentioned, he would be a pain in the ass to take down.

 

Unless we go Sci-fi again and use Godzilla,

Or we use the Native American tactic, make him sick with Earth diseases. Discord can canonically get sick

[Ribbonfree 2,383]

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On the other hand, certain creatures in Equestria have shown themselves to resist magic. The Tatzlworm for example, it made Discord shit himself and jump into Twilight's arm. And whatever disease it gave him, it crippled him.

 

That'd actually be pretty funny, Discord is utterly destroying an army when he suddenly bends over coughing and choking. Turns out that since he has no resistance to Terran Diseases, he got killed off by natural bacteria in the air 

 

Given that both worlds are totally foreign to one another with completely alien guiding laws of reality, there's no telling what would happen when elements from each world crossed over. Could well be that when Celestia tries to magic a portal into our world both realities just explode or something. In a less apocalyptic scenario, the worlds just might not ever be able to be connected.

[Khaoios 1,970]

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To be fair, everything in the world wants to kill us. There's a funny article giving reasons for why humans are scary as Hell, among them including acidic spit(true) the ability to breathe oxygen(flammable) a preference for pain for fun(wrestling and boxing), etc.

http://imgur.com/309O7tJ

 

ROFL......Eeyup.  Reality, Sci-fi, and fantasy......everyone looks at humans as "a species of absolute violence".

[LightningGearV3.01 52]

While I agree with almost everypony's opinions here, there is one major blemish on this whole thing.

 

We are essentially asking a CELESTIAL BEING, a GOD THAT MAGICALLY CONTROLS THE COSMOS THEMSELVES to come in and govern our world. With the leaders here, while they may be childish in their antics, they are the same species as us, and we can negotiate and reason with them.

 

With celestia, however, it's a "I know best. If you defy me, I teleport you to the moon have a nice day" kind of thing. We would have to accept her rule, and there wouldn't be a darn thing we could do about it.

[Khaoios 1,970]

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Or we use the Native American tactic, make him sick with Earth diseases. Discord can canonically get sick

 

Exactly.  Not to mention, that what the writers did.......it is similar to the mythological tragedy of Apophis getting poisoned and weakened.

While I agree with almost everypony's opinions here, there is one major blemish on this whole thing.

 

We are essentially asking a CELESTIAL BEING, a GOD THAT MAGICALLY CONTROLS THE COSMOS THEMSELVES to come in and govern our world. With the leaders here, while they may be childish in their antics, they are the same species as us, and we can negotiate and reason with them.

 

With celestia, however, it's a "I know best. If you defy me, I teleport you to the moon have a nice day" kind of thing. We would have to accept her rule, and there wouldn't be a darn thing we could do about it.

 

And you know what the humans would say................"we've been there, sweetheart".  "Back in the 60's" 

[Hive King 2,001]

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Sci-fi wise, we humans are rats. Not exactly powerful on their own, but they breed like rabbits, spread everywhere, are ambitious as shit, are completely insane, and are hard as Hell to kill off.

"Every time you enter a human conquered planet, just glass the damn thing"

"Isn't that waste?"

"Have you ever seen a human infestation? You can't kill them off, every time you try, there's another damn pocket of them hidden out somewhere"

 

While I agree with almost everypony's opinions here, there is one major blemish on this whole thing.

We are essentially asking a CELESTIAL BEING, a GOD THAT MAGICALLY CONTROLS THE COSMOS THEMSELVES to come in and govern our world. With the leaders here, while they may be childish in their antics, they are the same species as us, and we can negotiate and reason with them.

With celestia, however, it's a "I know best. If you defy me, I teleport you to the moon have a nice day" kind of thing. We would have to accept her rule, and there wouldn't be a darn thing we could do about it.

Except this god is so weak, a single human could kill her if they had an RPG. It'd lead to an Asura moment

"Impossible, I am a god"

"That's why I pray to no one *shoots god"

[Khaoios 1,970]

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Sci-fi wise, we humans are rats. Not exactly powerful on their own, but they breed like rabbits, spread everywhere, are ambitious as shit, are completely insane, and are hard as Hell to kill off.

"Every time you enter a human conquered planet, just glass the damn thing"

"Isn't that waste?"

"Have you ever seen a human infestation? You can't kill them off, every time you try, there's another damn pocket of them hidden out somewhere"

 

Yup.......as Cpt. Jacob Keyes said......"We are a pain in the ass"

[Hive King 2,001]

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I can just imagine some alien exterminator

"Sir, we have a problem"

"What?"

"Humans got into the planet"

"What?! Oh come on! It takes months to wipe out a single colony, are you asking me to do this?!"

"We'll pay you"

"No, it's impossible! Every time you kill one, they just have sex with another one and well, there you have 3 extra out of nowhere. Then you have to kill those, but, wait, their buddies made another colony to the north!"

 

I found a collection of this funny stuff, plenty of memes

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=humans 

[Technicolor_Pony 34]

Well if she was real, I would somewhat become Santa for her; (Cept I'm a girl)

Edited March 21, 2014 by Technicolor_Pony

[Metemponychosis 1,261]

Gee. I go to work and when I come back the thread has 5 pages! That's good I guess!

Let me see if I can figure this out.

[Ribbonfree 2,383]

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I can just imagine some alien exterminator

"Sir, we have a problem"

"What?"

"Humans got into the planet"

"What?! Oh come on! It takes months to wipe out a single colony, are you asking me to do this?!"

"We'll pay you"

"No, it's impossible! Every time you kill one, they just have sex with another one and well, there you have 3 extra out of nowhere. Then you have to kill those, but, wait, their buddies made another colony to the north!"

 

I found a collection of this funny stuff, plenty of memes

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=humans 

 

Any alien that could so much as reach us through the expanse of space would have the means to utterly annihilate the planet and the solar system for good measure and wouldn't have the desire to. A race that advanced is most likely in it for the science.

[Hive King 2,001]

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Maybe so, maybe not. Technology doesn't always evolve linearly, perhaps these aliens focused on movement and have no weapons.

We just don't know 

[Ribbonfree 2,383]

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Maybe so, maybe not. Technology doesn't always evolve linearly, perhaps these aliens focused on movement and have no weapons.

We just don't know 

 

True. But again, they probably wouldn't have the desire. And if we wanted to pick a fight with them for whatever reason, like hell we could reach them. We can barely get to our own moon without resource and budget issues.

[Hive King 2,001]

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This is assuming they land on Earth, though that'd be retarded considering both water and oxygen are solvents 

[Ribbonfree 2,383]

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This is assuming they land on Earth, though that'd be retarded considering both water and oxygen are solvents 

 

Yes. I don't think aliens with the ability to reach us would be dumb enough to just up and land on our planet. Unless it was part of whatever sense of humor they as a species developed to do random shit and see what happens.

[Hive King 2,001]

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Or they stole the tech and are complete idiots otherwise. Or it was their equivalent of a prank while drunk

"Dude, let's land on that planet naked. It'll be awesome"