T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Nope.

 

TPAM is a brony.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

You lie!

 

TPPAM lies!

[Hyperhooves 872]

No.

 

TPAM wants some tea

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Not at the moment

 

TPAM likes guns.

[Hyperhooves 872]

No.

 

TPAM wants to get a dragon egg

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Not in a million years.

 

TPPAM knows how much a million years is.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

1,000,000.

 

The poster after me does not realize that I was never human in the first place.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Uhh....no.

 

 

TPPAM has long hair.

[Hyperhooves 872]

Kinda

 

TPAM has short hair

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Kinda.

 

TPPAM is thoughtful.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

That would depend on the perception that others have of me. I cannot judge that accurately.

 

The poster after me has a wish locked deep within their heart.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Yes.

 

TPPAM knows the feminine version of their name?

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

There is no such feminine form existing in my records of my name. It is simply an acronym.

 

The poster after me has never consumed flesh.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

True. I've bitten myself before,though.

 

TPPAM isn't getting any relish.

[Hyperhooves 872]

I don't like relish

 

TPAM likes hotdogs 

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

I do enjoy a good hot dog every now and then, but they are not my favorite food.

 

The poster after me has not connected with the Wave Existence yet.

[Hyperhooves 872]

No.

 

TPAM is a Pokemon master

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I wish.

 

TPPAM does macrame.

[Hyperhooves 872]

No.

 

TPAM doesn't know what a hug feels like

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

What type of hug? Cause,if comforting hug,then yes. But,if romantic hug,then no.

 

TPPAM likes my new avatar.

[Hyperhooves 872]

Who is is??? Who are those people??? Me don't know

 

TPAM knows the answer to my questions

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Yes. It's Kyle Broflowski and Eric Cartman from South Park.

 

TPPAM also ships these two.

[Hyperhooves 872]

No.

 

TPAM ships me with Questioner

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I ship you with your alternate personality.

 

TPPAM likes this.

[Hyperhooves 872]

I don't know what to say

 

TPAM is speechless