mega thread What are you thinking?

[Slumberlumber 569]

1 minute ago, Acinonyx said:

The sounds of a parrot chirping as well as him whistling as loudly and obnoxiously as humanely possible at it deliberately because he knows it keeps me awake right in the adjacent room to my bedroom cuts through any white noise I have attempted to use and triggers my fight or flight response, there is no quarter.

Wait you have a parrot doing that?

[Acinonyx 612]

8 minutes ago, Slumberlumber said:

Wait you have a parrot doing that?

He has a parrot, he got it a few months ago and it has been ruining our lives ever since.

Every morning I come home from my shift and I look at my bed, knowing that I can no longer use it.

This started right after I'd finally gotten this room feeling like a sanctuary after escaping a lifetime of an abusive living situation before, and now he has robbed it from me as well.

I am the fury of a thousand suns.

Edited Sunday at 12:59 AM by Acinonyx

[Bairro M Vagrant 1,066]

17 minutes ago, Acinonyx said:

We will weaponize his sounds against him, alongside everything else.

I haven't been able to sleep in my own bed for 3 goddamned months now.

I want my fucking bed back.

You can rest on my laps I'm willing to offer my thick soft laps to bad sleeping ponies, it's very calming, I can also provide you my earphone as plugs

[Sparklefan1234 175,782]

Headcanon Thought: What if Lyra Heartstrings was a handymare the whole time?

[Slumberlumber 569]

1 minute ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Headcanon Thought: What if Lyra Heartstrings was a handymare the whole time?

You mean a handy mare with.....special talents!? LIKE THE MOVIE TAKEN!

[Sparklefan1234 175,782]

Moments ago, Slumberlumber said:

You mean a handy mare with.....special talents!? LIKE THE MOVIE TAKEN!

Sure, why not? 🤣 Now I'm thinking about Lyra Heartstrings being cooler than Sweetie Drops which, is something I already thought was true. 

[Bairro M Vagrant 1,066]

4 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Headcanon Thought: What if Lyra Heartstrings was a handymare the whole time?

What's a hoofymare?

[Slumberlumber 569]

2 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Sure, why not? 🤣 Now I'm thinking about Lyra Heartstrings being cooler than Sweetie Drops which, is something I already thought was true. 

*Coughs* biased! *Coughs*

Edited Sunday at 01:08 AM by Slumberlumber

[Snoopy Fan 5,090]

What will happen tomorrow?

[Sparklefan1234 175,782]

Moments ago, Slumberlumber said:

*Coughs* biased! *Coughs*

I think somepony needs a cough drop.  

[Slumberlumber 569]

1 minute ago, Snoopy Fan said:

What will happen tomorrow?

The earth explodes.

[Bairro M Vagrant 1,066]

1 minute ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Sure, why not? 🤣 Now I'm thinking about Lyra Heartstrings being cooler than Sweetie Drops which, is something I already thought was true. 

Cooler than an agent from Equestria Safety Department? That's impossible, she's not a manevenger

[Acinonyx 612]

Moments ago, Slumberlumber said:

The earth explodes.

Sweet silence, at goddamned last. Where's the button because I'm going to press it myself.

[Slumberlumber 569]

3 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

I think somepony needs a cough drop.  

I think your a meany! There.

[Sparklefan1234 175,782]

4 minutes ago, Snoopy Fan said:

What will happen tomorrow?

I think...

             

    

[Slumberlumber 569]

Moments ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

I think...

             

    

You think monsters will come out into our rooms at night to steal our screams for their source of power!?

[Sparklefan1234 175,782]

1 minute ago, Slumberlumber said:

You think monsters will come out into our rooms at night to steal our screams for their source of power!?

Don't ponies sneak into rooms and steal our hearts for bits? I think that's the ponies. /

[Slumberlumber 569]

1 minute ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Don't ponies sneak into rooms and steal our hearts for bits? I think that's the ponies. /

That sounds even darker than you probably meant it. I hope they clean up the mess they make afterwords.

[Snoopy Fan 5,090]

8 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

I think...

             

    

I can’t believe it. I was… on TV!

[Acinonyx 612]

You know, I can see this clearly isn't the place where I really belong. People get uncomfortable, don't they.

Y'all enjoy my smilie archive when they get added, I'm checking out. At least they're getting a home.

[Sparklefan1234 175,782]

2 minutes ago, Snoopy Fan said:

I can’t believe it. I was… on TV!

.  I love this line!🤣 I think it's in my top three from the movie. 

Edited Sunday at 01:25 AM by Sparklefan1234

[Slumberlumber 569]

1 minute ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

.  I love this line!🤣

It's been a whole while since I last saw the movie.

[Sparklefan1234 175,782]

13 minutes ago, Slumberlumber said:

I think your a meany! There.

I think you're correct.

[Snoopy Fan 5,090]

I’m thinking about the mane six singing You’ve Got a Friend in Me

[Slumberlumber 569]

Moments ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

I think you're correct.

I think I thought so!

1 minute ago, Snoopy Fan said:

I’m thinking about the mane six singing You’ve Got a Friend in Me

Make it so!