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once, when my nose started running blood(it used to happen to me often.just from the sun) i decided to prank my sister and let it fall all over my face and stayed limb in my chair with open  unmoving eyes(it wasn't halloween or anything)
needless to say, she didn't find it funny but the expression on her face was priceless,

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One of the funniest things I've done was back in my culinary class. We needed more fish fillets for one of the stations and me and one other student went to go get more out of the deep freezer. As we were pulling the boxes out I noticed the place we were getting our fish from had a killer whale picture on the boxes sides.  So with my best impersonation of Rodney Dangerfield I yelled "Hey everybody! We're having Free Willy for dinner!"

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When I worked as a suit salesman, I would do all sorts of things to entertain myself. I would take mannequin hands and put them in my sleeves or just hold one while selling someone on a suit. I would proceed to make hand puns. 

Sometimes I would sell the suit, but refer to it only as a two door honda. 

I would apply stickers to my forehead and on people's backs without them noticing. I skipped to the back room a few times. Trolled the dickhead that I often Worked with. Told people it was his birthday randomly. My favorite thing was when i found a box of clothes pins. I covertly stuck 7-12 of them to his suit jacket without him noticing and would shush customers so they didn't tell him. 

I was a prick in that suit store, wow.



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