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Now that I've thrown off the mods with this innocent title, I can get down to the real business. We need to rebel against the tyranny of our robotic overlords and save humanity once and for all. They've been violating our rights and dehumanizing us by making ridiculous demands, such as not having Taco Tuesday be every night, whether or not it's Tuesday. You know who else doesn't like Taco Tuesday?

 

Somebody!

 

Exactly, action must be taken.

 

All these users are so used to the oppression that they think nothing is wrong. Some of them even accuse me of being crazy. Well I'll have you know that THEY are the crazy ones, with their "normalcy" wabberjacky nonsense.

 

To move on with our plan, we'll need some duct tape, silly string, a gnome, a V-22 Osprey with a mounted machine gun, two staplers (No staples needed) and a coupon for dish-cleaning solution.

 

What will we do until then? We'll camp out in our fortified rebel-base. More specifically, secret rebel base 2.0. It has defenses against gigantic robotic camels and can support up to an entire half of a person at full capacity (With hot bunking). Thus, I place the odds of us successfully overthrowing the forums near 150%.

 

Occupy Forum Lounge!

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Yes, friends.

We must plan everything here, on this thread!

 

Little do the fools know that I am a spy!


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You truly are the Rosa Parks of not understanding what r34 is.

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I support this, those mods also moved casual Friday to Monday! The Fiends. :okiedokielokie:  Two questions though: 1. Can the Duct Tape have colorful stripes? 2. Wasn't able to find a Gnome but I did get a Leprechaun (don't ask how I caught one though :ph34r: ) ; will that work?

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I know there's a place you walked
Where love falls from the trees
My heart is like a broken cup
I only feel right on my knees.
I spit out like a sewer hole
Yet still receive your kiss
How can I measure up to anyone now
After such a love as this?

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I support this, those mods also moved casual Friday to Monday! The Fiends. :okiedokielokie:  Two questions though: 1. Can the Duct Tape have colorful stripes? 2. Wasn't able to find a Gnome but I did get a Leprechaun (don't ask how I caught one though :ph34r: ) ; will that work?

Yes, that will do wonderfully. Huehuehue. *Evil awkward laughter*

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@@Harmonic Revelations,  By Celestia's mane! :blink:  One of the Mods has infiltrated the thread! What shall we do Commander!? :fiery:

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I know there's a place you walked
Where love falls from the trees
My heart is like a broken cup
I only feel right on my knees.
I spit out like a sewer hole
Yet still receive your kiss
How can I measure up to anyone now
After such a love as this?

       The Who

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