All the cool kids ask Dattebayo, friend.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

What if scary skeletons were attacking? What would Dattebayo do?

I would kill their king and sleep with their queen, therefore becoming their new leader.

 

Then we would, like, chill out, I guess. I don't know what to do with a spooky skeleton army.

[Shenron00 366]

Why do you like threatening dragons?

[Clumsi Poni 43]

If you had the choice, would become a pony and go to Equestria or stay a human on Earth?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

If you had the choice, would become a pony and go to Equestria or stay a human on Earth?

I would stay.

I mean...just because the cartoon shows the niceties of Equestria doesn't mean that bad things don't happen.

I imagine it's just like living here. With less techology. And f*cking, manticores and dragons and sh*t.

 

Why do you like threatening dragons?

Because my mommy never loved me. Edited July 21, 2014 by Dattebayo

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Do you voodoo?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Do you voodoo?

Like you wouldn't believe

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Good, I have many enemies.

 

I require dolls made in their likeness so I can do things to them...I have their hair...don't ask how I got it.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Good, I have many enemies.

 

I require dolls made in their likeness so I can do things to them...I have their hair...don't ask how I got it.

I have a melted Barbie doll and a half-eaten stick of string cheese.

Make do.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Arise, ponefriends

 

ASk me sh*t. Or questions, if you don't feel like getting dirty.

[__Duck-Quack__ 151]

Great depibooru, no I mean Great Daddy Bayou oh I give up,

 

Oh Great something, What is your favorite candy in this world?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Great depibooru, no I mean Great Daddy Bayou oh I give up,

 

Oh Great something, What is your favorite candy in this world?

Ones who can say my name correctly.

Like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

Edited October 12, 2014 by Dattebayo

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Have you ever considered shaving the middle of your enormous and intimidating unibrow?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Have you ever considered shaving the middle of your enormous and intimidating unibrow?

Yeah...

 

Worst picture day ever

[Valynne 2,733]

good day! am a student of journalism from Canterlot High school i would like an interview with you

 

what is your favorite food?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

 

good day! am a student of journalism from Canterlot High school i would like an interview with you

 

what is your favorite food?

Babies.

[Valynne 2,733]

u r creepy see ya!

[Dattebayo 2,850]

lel

[Concerto Dusk 240]

That same person came to my ask thread. I was gonna explain how babies are made.. The voices in my head said not to. How do babies taste?

[Valynne 2,733]

Chatterbox: am here just for an interview, i study journalism, alright here goes another question

 

whats your  favorite dessert?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Chatterbox: am here just for an interview, i study journalism, alright here goes another question

 

whats your favorite dessert?

Cheesecake, definitely.

Though I'm having Churpumple in a few days, I expect that to take the first place prize because...well, look at this thing.

 

That same person came to my ask thread. I was gonna explain how babies are made.. The voices in my head said not to. How do babies taste?

Like Cherpumple Edited November 26, 2014 by Dattebayo

[Fractured 2,684]

Hey, Datte, it's yours truly, Diamond Tiara!

http://mlpforums.com/topic/114317-ask-diamond-tiara/

So, question; why are you always frowning, like, all the time? Is there anything that makes you smile?

Edited November 27, 2014 by Shimmer5000