The "Logic" Game

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

It is simple, just create a sentence in first person and put the person's/ Thing's logic

 

Examples:

 

 

This button is big, red, and says do not press... So I'm going to press it anyway! - Times Logic

 

I didn't get the food in your hand the first time so I'm going to give up and pretend I'm no longer hungry

-Dog Logic

 

I was walking through a field but then I blew up -Dream Logic

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Hit a child, nobody cares. Steal a tomato, everyone wants to kill you. - Skyrim Logic.

[Celtore 2,770]

Spits out over 100 errors. Problem: single missing semicolon.

~C compiler logic.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

I'm mad at you for not noticing why I'm mad at you

-Wom logic

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

I walk in the road; because I want to live! - Peacock logic

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

There's too many variabled declared in the module, so let's refuse to write to the file I'm being told to write to and give no error message whatsoever! - Visual Basic logic

[DigitalRocket 185]

your video break our rules but we aren't going to tell you which one - Youtube Logic

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

That bear is looks angry... I'm going to poke it with a stick! -Times logic

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

He's going too fast on his horse! KILL HIM!!... Wait, where did he go? That's definitely not him there, he's sitting on a bench! - Assassin's Creed guard logic

[DigitalRocket 185]

a character doesn't fall down until they notice that they should - cartoon logic

[Guest]

A "muffin" is a loaf of bread.

-Nearest grocery store logic

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Phrases such as "it's important that...." and "it is necessary that..." take a whole new tense. - French logic

[Denim&Venöm 20,489]

A president should be elected not by the content of his character, but by the color of his skin - African American logic (and some Caucasian logic)

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

People are dying painful deaths? Who cares, I have money! - Capitalist logic.

[Day 96]

I want to get out of Cerulean City but there's a bush in my way and I can't leave. /Pokemon logic