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The Alicorns vs. Hitler's Third Reich.


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A portal opens up in January 1940 and Hitler sends his tanks/guns/SS squad into Equestria, would the Princess' be able to fend them off? Or would they eventually lose? Oh, and there are two scenarios: One with the EoH and one without.

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...what....the....yeah ok....this is happeneing apperantly....

 

I'm not touching it...


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With the Elements of Harmony:

 

Hitler surveyed the landscape in front of him, a line of tanks humming in anticipation in front of him. He turned to a random German soldier and demanded a pair of binoculars. The soldier of course obliged, not wanting to disappoint his Fuhrer. Hitler fumbled with the binoculars for a moment before pushing them up against his eyes and gazing upon the landscape with a new set of eyes. In the distance he spotted six objects rising above the land, each of them glowing with an intense light.

 

"My Fuhrer, what is that coming this way?!" an SS Officer yelled as he backed up, his MP40 clutched tightly in his hands.

 

"Duck you fools, duck!" Hitler suddenly cried as a giant rainbow shot out of the sky and toward his army, engulfing them in a radiant beam of friendship before they could even react. The blast shook the entire land as Hitler's army was swallowed up in a blinding flash that covered the land. As the dust settled and the beam retracted, Hitler realized that he wasn't dead. He slowly pulled himself to a standing position and looked around at his army, his mouth hanging open agape. He then looked down at his hands and realized that they weren't hands at all... THEY WERE HOOVES!

 

Victory: Equestria

 

Without the Elements of Harmony:

 

The doors to Celestia's inner sanctum flew open as a team of SS Officers rammed it down, allowing a tank to roll right into the room. Celestia, Luna, Cadance, and Twilight all stood their ground, looks of determination on their faces. The hatch on top of the tank popped open and Hitler climbed out, a resolute smile on his face. "You foolish ponies, give up now and surrender your lands to me or face the wrath of The Third Reich!

 

"We will never hand our lands and our friends over to the likes of you!" Twilight cried out, tears suddenly streaming down her face.

 

"So be it! Fire away!" Hitler cried as the tank fired it's main cannon and the SS Officers let loose a hail of bullets.

 

Victory: The Third Reich

 

... Ahem, or at least that's how I see it going.


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Alicorns, obviously. 1940s technology versus overpowered cartoon horse magic? There's really no contest.

Bitches be stealing my avatar! Seriously, I was like, I didn't write that... huh...

 

Let's just zap Hitler with them good ol' Elements and he'll be all like, "Der Jew, are mien best friends!" *Puts head in hands, go to bed Biznis you're overtired...*


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This really depends on the amount of resources Hitler redirected to Equstria. For this I will go with he sent everything.

I believe despite princesses best efforts, they would get overrun 
The main bulk of the equestrian army would get slaughtered. A regiment of tanks rolling over the hill and squadrons of planes bombarding the areas below. And lets face it, all it would take is one well trained sniper to take out the almighty alicorn

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Well a mechanized, firearm equipped military, that has a penchant for killing civilians verses a group of ponies that largely depend on plot convenance and deus ex machinas to win the day. Hitler could just gas the main body of canterlot (thus eliminating any non unicorn troops) and then just Blitzkrieg the city. Massive amounts of bombers followed by tanks and artillery. Weapons that for the most part Equestria does not know how to counter. He was also close to building an effective nuclear weapon, so if he had enough of an intact infrastructure to invade a different planet, then he must have won WWII, or atleast stalemated it enough to allow his troops to invade. So he finished not only his nuclear devices, but is now fielding fighter jets, assault rifles, and nuclear weapons. Add his arsenal to his penchant for genocide, and the land of talking ponies is capitulated within a week.

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Hey there, folks. While we normally permit "X vs. Alicorns/Equestria" topics, this one pushes the boundaries of good taste. The Nazis were the embodiment of an abhorrent ideology responsible for the deaths of millions of people -- hardly the type of material one might wish to discuss in relation to MLP. We honestly don't need a discussion that might lead into death camps, racial ideology, and other particularly nasty things.

 

A suggestion is to keep things a broad as possible: Perhaps a World War II-era Earth vs. Equestria topic might be a bit cleaner and less likely to arouse heated arguments. On the whole, however, it might just be better not to pit our favorite ponies into a war of total destruction with humanity. :)

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