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Letter to Tara Strong


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I'm going to update this every 10 pages

 

Dear Tara Strong,

 

You should be rewarded because of reasons that cannot be comprehended by mankind or aliens. You shouldn't jump-rope unless there isn't any cake to rub on snorlax. Go hug yourself gently under trees except when diabetic ponies limbo. However insects don't eat actresses who are very space age that means bob surprisingly wants to congregate by scientologists. Now we must triple your taxes for candy and dance to eat epistemology because your OC is too overpowered.

 

However we aren't interested in making portable pyramids with tacos and fanfictions. If you could skateboard with a velociraptor that has pony aids. Now there will be something great and powerful that only you can defeat but you have no chance without 24 chickens. So we issued a search for lots of friendchips made everyone in our gizzard sad.

 

Oh! What an astounding surprise. It's gonna be a massive pinball robot year that will cause large pancakes to destroy entire empires that crochet us bikinis isn't that wonderful? Why nearly everyone bumfuzzles over Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash but not Discord since I drool ribulosebisphosphatecarboxylaseoxygenase enzymes. It's turkey if their tree isn't on a swagmobile.

 

Twilight is Super Man's coolest friend because people need eggs to seduce the behemoth in the bathroom. This milk has not stopped since jogging around was going awkwardly towards my little windows that twerk along to Nigeria rapping however Changelings watch the clop shamefully.

 

Am I the ghost of Christmas or Marley's dead parrot? Honestly I tried to make babies with Jesus inside a big dude. What is smelly a Unicorn having more unusual hairstyles and bacon.

 

You shouldn't continue reading Hunger Pains because buffalos suck potatoes. However, like most of the air police avoid your terrifying butterflies causing you to orgasm truth that destroys Pokemon. So Bob had surgery because termites ate sandviches made by Microsoft Sam.Please eat biscuits today when Pinkie explodes.

 

There will be no purple-spotted survivors thanks to Cher and Gothic dandelions. Twilight doesn't dance to dubstep which smoke dances Weedemon into kittens. Even Jonathan from England knows Luna and Octavia but not Gummy porn. Toilet water tastes incredibly salty and penguins love democrats inside Ron Paul. We're smart biscuits that would eat souls to vanquish Twilight Sparkle because Rarity broke nails and space is Twilightlicious because Camembert wasn't dead but pretending! Vegeta died due to Herpes.

 

What would happen if Cadance ear were to exploded and Luigi somehow tickled Pinkie's pickle due to egregious bananas fiddling with you-know-what inside the ostrich that banana Montana inhaled of Cheese Sandwich's boneless bowels? Celestia loves to love woodland bananas fish and death moose of crap-tastic that are fluffy.

 

How do your robots kill custard with memes of cats when Pinkie stalks Rarity while Applejack yodels

Edited by Star Storm

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Somebody shine a light


I'm frozen by the fear in me


Somebody make me feel alive and shatter me!


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Special thanks to @Proton for making the Signature!
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I Am The One Who Hides Those Things You Never Find... I Am The One Who Watches You From The Corner Of Your Eye... I Am The Lord Of All Mysteries... Greetings, And May We Be The Best Of Friends
Ah, back to the classic.

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Special thanks to @Proton for making the Signature!
https://mlpforums.com/page/eqw-characters/_/approved/drakk-moonshine-r358
I Am The One Who Hides Those Things You Never Find... I Am The One Who Watches You From The Corner Of Your Eye... I Am The Lord Of All Mysteries... Greetings, And May We Be The Best Of Friends
Ah, back to the classic.

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"Look and you will find the Hope amidst Sparkling Raindrops in a Sun Shower"

... as you may have guessed, I didn't come up with this sentence but randomly found it on the net. But I like it.

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Special thanks to @Proton for making the Signature!
https://mlpforums.com/page/eqw-characters/_/approved/drakk-moonshine-r358
I Am The One Who Hides Those Things You Never Find... I Am The One Who Watches You From The Corner Of Your Eye... I Am The Lord Of All Mysteries... Greetings, And May We Be The Best Of Friends
Ah, back to the classic.

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