Minister KelGrym's Religious Services

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

Thanks @,    Now off to our Honeymoon!

 

[Khaoios 1,970]

*raises hand* Ummmm.............and for me and Spitfire?

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

(oh God, what the hell am I doing here?)

 

So... how do these waifu weddings work?

 

Like what would I do if I wanted to marry my waifu?

It's just that his sort of thing sounds pretty interesting.

If I were to participate in one it'd have to be a wedding between me and Spitfire.

Gotcha.

 

*raises hand* Ummmm.............and for me and Spitfire?

Sorry, she's been taken.

 

You can sort it out with Sc00ts if you want.

[Khaoios 1,970]

Sorry, she's been taken.

 

You can sort it out with Sc00ts if you want.

 

Called her since February, .

[CosmicHooves 2,705]

Gotcha.

 You can sort it out with Sc00ts if you want.

Can you call me Emerald?

If you look at my name I have changed it to Emerald Starlight.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Called her since February, .

I don't know that.

 

Can you call me Emerald?

If you look at my name I have changed it to Emerald Starlight.

Sorry. Forgot.

[Khaoios 1,970]

I don't know that.

 

Sorry. Forgot.

 

My Profile.............   Had it the same way *excluding the Bio and Occupation*

[CosmicHooves 2,705]

I don't know that.

 

 

Sorry. Forgot.

So I told you first that I wanted to arrange a marriage.

So this means no one else can ask you right?

This means I'm secure right?

Cause it seems like someone *looks at Thunder Wing* is getting a little bit ticked right now.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

My Profile............ .   Had it the same way *excluding the Bio and Occupation*

 

I'm sorry, but even though you claimed Spitfire way back when, Emerald did indeed ask me first, and I do go by a first come first serve basis.

 

I suppose I could allow polygamy and allow both of you to marry her at the same time.

 

Or ya'll can rock paper scissors for it.

[Khaoios 1,970]

So I told you first that I wanted to arrange a marriage.

So this means no one else can ask you right?

This means I'm secure right?

Cause it seems like someone *looks at Thunder Wing* is getting a little bit ticked right now.

 

The picture says it all,

 

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

So I told you first that I wanted to arrange a marriage.

So this means no one else can ask you right?

This means I'm secure right?

Cause it seems like someone *looks at Thunder Wing* is getting a little bit ticked right now.

 

Yes, you are secure. But If Thunder-Wing makes a big deal out of it, you may want to go the polygamy route.

[CosmicHooves 2,705]

The picture says it all,

 

What do ya say?

Polygamy?

Would you be ok with that?

[Khaoios 1,970]

I'm sorry, but even though you claimed Spitfire way back when, Emerald did indeed ask me first, and I do go by a first come first serve basis.

 

I suppose I could allow polygamy and allow both of you to marry her at the same time.

 

Or ya'll can rock paper scissors for it.

 

*spits water out*

This is like a game of craps in a casino, rofl.   Don't worry about it..............yet, she's still my waifu, . 

[Archer Dash 163]

What's with all the waifus around here?

 

I'm confused. D:

Edited May 26, 2014 by Archer Dash

[CosmicHooves 2,705]

Listen, I don't want to bet or anything.

I just want to marry Spitfire.

I her emotionally, physically, and spiritually. (don't even ask)

I would even be willing to do polygamy.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

What's with all the waifus around here?

 

 

I'm confused. D:

 

I dunno, I just started doin it, and it got real popular, so I'm just goin with the flow.

[Archer Dash 163]

I dunno, I just started doin it, and it got real popular, so I'm just goin with the flow.

Tempted to join in on the waifuism, but I think I'll watch for a bit.

[Frostgage 7,975]

Me and Cadance have decided to tie the knot. She said she loves me because I'm the only one who spells her name correctly. We'd like to make it official as soon as possible, let's work out a time.

Edited May 26, 2014 by Frostgage

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

6th Pony Waifu Marriage...zzz

 

...zzzz...zzzz...

 

!

 

Oh...um...Jumpcut x Japplack...Applejack...zzz

 

Skype Marriage Transcript

 

[3:24:11 PM] Kel Grym: *stunbles in groggily*

 

[3:24:11 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Here.

 

[3:24:22 PM] Kel Grym: *mumbles*

 

[3:24:37 PM] Kel Grym: *hand creeps up slowley to turn wedding music on*

 

[3:24:51 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Hello!!!!!

 

[3:24:57 PM] AlicornAcolyte:

 

[3:24:58 PM] Jump Cut: Hi

 

[3:25:00 PM] Kel Grym: *cringes*

 

[3:25:08 PM] Kel Grym: ah.ah...oh yes.

 

[3:25:11 PM] Jump Cut: too loud?

 

[3:25:14 PM] Kel Grym: lil...

 

[3:25:21 PM] Kel Grym: *ahem*

 

[3:25:26 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Boo.

 

[3:25:37 PM] ghostfacekiller39: Ohai

 

[3:25:45 PM] :Flutterdash:: Hello

 

[3:25:45 PM] Kel Grym: *shoots acolyte death glare*

 

[3:25:52 PM] Kel Grym: hello guys.

 

[3:25:59 PM] ghostfacekiller39: Hey Kel.

 

[3:26:15 PM] Kel Grym: So lets get this started.

 

[3:26:44 PM] AlicornAcolyte: (d)

 

[3:26:56 PM] Kel Grym: We are gathered here today, to celebrate the union of a pony and a man, in holy matriomony....zzz

 

[3:27:17 PM] Jump Cut: *nuges Kel*

 

[3:27:28 PM] Kel Grym: !

 

[3:27:33 PM] Kel Grym: wha wha?

 

[3:27:51 PM] Jump Cut: my wedding

 

[3:27:56 PM] :Flutterdash:: :Flutterdash: takes seat beside Fluttershy

 

[3:28:09 PM] Kel Grym: oh yes...uh...Groom is here?

 

[3:28:16 PM] Jump Cut: I am

 

[3:28:29 PM] Kel Grym: *sees jump cut for first time* oh...

 

[3:28:34 PM] Kel Grym: And the bride?

 

[3:29:06 PM] Applejack: I'm here sir

 

[3:29:33 PM] Kel Grym: ...zzz

 

 

[3:29:37 PM] Applejack: -_-...

 

[3:29:44 PM] :Flutterdash:: Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

 

[3:29:49 PM] Jump Cut: *nuges Kel hard*

 

[3:29:54 PM] Kel Grym: !!

 

[3:29:57 PM] Kel Grym: I'm awake!

 

[3:30:15 PM] AlicornAcolyte: (angry)

 

[3:30:15 PM] Applejack: oh for the love of

 

[3:31:21 PM] Kel Grym: So...do you Jumpcut, take this pony, Applejack, to be your kitchen wench, until your inevitable demise that is programmed by your natural biology?

 

[3:31:49 PM] Jump Cut: I most certainly do!

 

[3:33:27 PM] Kel Grym: Excellent. And do you Applejack, take this alleged human, to be your lawfully wedded husband, for better or worse, for thick and thin, until you Flash Program that animates you glitches up and your lost forever on an obscure hardrive in the Himalayas?

 

[3:34:51 PM] Applejack: *looks deeply into Jump Cut's eyes* Ye' sir... I do.

 

[3:35:20 PM] Jump Cut: *Jump Cut looks into Applejacks eyes*

 

[3:35:52 PM] Kel Grym: Alrighty then...does any one have any fucks to give about this union, its legitiamacy, or whether or not it should take place?

 

[3:36:02 PM] Zizkil M.: 0 fucks given

 

[3:36:13 PM] Jump Cut: *nods at Ziz*

 

[3:36:28 PM] AlicornAcolyte: I don't think so.

 

[3:36:42 PM] Zizkil M.: :^)

 

[3:36:45 PM] Kel Grym: Good. Then I pronounce the both of you Husband and Wife. You may kiss the bride.

 

*Applejack and Jumpcut both kiss very romantically*

 

[3:37:59 PM] Kel Grym: zzz....*Minister KelGrym farts in his sleep*

 

[3:38:30 PM] Jump Cut: *Jump and Applejack shoot glares at Kel*

 

[3:38:43 PM] Kel Grym: ...*snores*

 

[3:39:03 PM] Jump Cut: *both roll eyes*

 

 

[3:39:25 PM] Fluttershy: *throws confetti* Yay.

 

 

Great! Your now...now...nnn...zzz

 

 

zzz....zzz....zzz

 

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Okie Dokey... I woke up late today, and I'm somewhat conflicted on my things to do list, also I'm procrastinating a lot.

 

However I will make a little list showing all the weddings that are planned:

 

Luna x Equinox Sin

 

Lyra x Noire Ze Panzer

 

C..C..*grrr*...Cadence x Frostgage (I'll do it, but I don't understand it.)

 

Spitfire x Emerald Starlight / Thunder-wing (polygamy)

 

...and I think that's all that's taken for now.

 

Will get around to doing them sooner or later.

 

P.S.

 

I've called dibs on Pinkamena (cupcakes)

 

Deal with it.

[Frostgage 7,975]

 

 

C..C..*grrr*...Cadence x Frostgage (I'll do it, but I don't understand it.)

 

This is going to be interesting.

[Banul 3,831]

Me and Cadance have decided to tie the knot. She said she loves me because I'm the only one who spells her name correctly. We'd like to make it official as soon as possible, let's work out a time.

Does this mean that there is going to be a dramatic divorce between Cadence and Shining Armor?

Edited May 30, 2014 by Banul

[Frostgage 7,975]

Does this mean that there is going to be a dramatic divorce between Cadence and Shining Armor?

 

I asked him if he would just go away forever so I could marry Cadance, and he agreed.

[Banul 3,831]

I asked him if he would just go away forever so I could marry Cadance, and he agreed.

Seems like the logical course of action!

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Sure as heck can't do it today. gotta go into work earlier than usual.

 

I think I'll be able to do it tomorrow. Either before or after the Spitfire wedding.