Kel_Grym 1,917 May 23, 2014 Author Share May 23, 2014 Yes we can. We have psykers. Of course, the sun is not actually on your side. The sun is merely a ball of flaming gas. It does not take sides. We have Space Marines. We have Celestia. What up? also... Found it in a locker of one of your Ordo Hereticus guys... What is this exactly? This is my religious services thread...part of my cult. I do wedding rehearsals, pony waifu weddings, pardons, blessings, spiritual guidance, and will design Celestian Talismans on request. Hail Celestia. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demonic Soulz 482 May 23, 2014 Share May 23, 2014 Can you get me and Luna married? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Goose Q 5,136 May 23, 2014 Share May 23, 2014 We have Celestia. What up? also... Found it in a locker of one of your Ordo Hereticus guys... He has been executed for heresy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IridscentNionios 1,420 May 23, 2014 Share May 23, 2014 He has been executed for heresy. Your god emperor will be a soon to be converted follower thanks to my soulmate's persuasive nature XD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel_Grym 1,917 May 23, 2014 Author Share May 23, 2014 He has been executed for heresy. I wouldn't even put those guys in pest control, cause I'm still here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Goose Q 5,136 May 23, 2014 Share May 23, 2014 Your god emperor will be a soon to be converted follower thanks to my soulmate's persuasive nature XD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel_Grym 1,917 May 24, 2014 Author Share May 24, 2014 We're coming. Can you get me and Luna married? Yes. Pm skype. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Goose Q 5,136 May 24, 2014 Share May 24, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel_Grym 1,917 May 24, 2014 Author Share May 24, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banul 3,831 May 24, 2014 Share May 24, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel_Grym 1,917 May 24, 2014 Author Share May 24, 2014 It's a miracle. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dattebayo 2,850 May 24, 2014 Share May 24, 2014 *knees give out* Oh my G--Celestia...It's..It's a miracle...a sign from Her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel_Grym 1,917 May 24, 2014 Author Share May 24, 2014 *knees give out* Oh my G--Celestia...It's..It's a miracle...a sign from Her... The doubters doubted, but blessed are they that believed without seeing! Now that the power has been made manifest in our life, who now has excuse to question the authenticity of our faith? Hail Celestia, Halleluiah, Amen! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dattebayo 2,850 May 24, 2014 Share May 24, 2014 It's too beautiful..I...I can't...I... *breaks down and sobs* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel_Grym 1,917 May 24, 2014 Author Share May 24, 2014 And that Message is Celestia! I'm feeling the Solar Spirit is moving powerfully through the forums today! Someone is going to be touched by the spirit of her Holiness, I just feel it! Who among you will step up and receive her blessing? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutter's lover <3 8,204 May 25, 2014 Share May 25, 2014 Just...gonna leave this here. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jump Cut 59 May 26, 2014 Share May 26, 2014 I would like to have a wedding with me and Applejack tommorow. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noire Panzer 3,526 May 26, 2014 Share May 26, 2014 If you could marry me and Lyra that would be amazing 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel_Grym 1,917 May 26, 2014 Author Share May 26, 2014 (edited) 5th Pony Waifu Wedding Flutterdash x Fluttershy. Whew, these are starting to get popular. Skype Wedding Transcript [7:47:00 PM] Kel Grym: *waits for attendance*[7:47:24 PM] AlicornAcolyte: (d)[7:47:42 PM] AlicornAcolyte: *stumbles in*[7:48:11 PM] Kel Grym: [7:48:13 PM] Kel Grym: <_<[7:48:17 PM] Kel Grym: Is that it?[7:48:51 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Is this the bathroom? Pretty big bathroom...[7:49:13 PM] Kel Grym: -_-...perhaps it's for the best. This is Fluttershy...[7:49:43 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Oh. Her. That timid fiend...[7:50:00 PM] :Flutterdash:: indeed. (cat)[7:50:07 PM] Kel Grym: *Plays wedding music*[7:50:24 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Yay![7:51:29 PM] Kel Grym: We are gathered here on this auspicious day, to celebrate the union of a real being and a fictional being.[7:51:43 PM] Kel Grym: Is the real being present?[7:51:56 PM] :Flutterdash:: indeed.[7:52:05 PM] Kel Grym: Not you, I was talking about Fluttershy. [7:52:05 PM] Fluttershy: Eep! [7:52:44 PM] :Flutterdash:: Oh, yea she's here. [7:53:24 PM] AlicornAcolyte: *vomits in corner after 5th martini* [7:53:24 PM] Fluttershy: 0_0...oh my. [7:53:34 PM] Kel Grym: Excellent. Bride and Groom are here.[7:54:17 PM] AlicornAcolyte: ...[7:54:32 PM] Kel Grym: You cleaning that up later.[7:55:17 PM] AlicornAcolyte: I'll make Spike clean it.[7:55:32 PM] Zizkil M.: Dick[7:55:55 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Hey. He's my assistant too.[7:56:00 PM] Kel Grym: And now the rest of the attendance comes in...[7:56:39 PM] :Flutterdash:: Figures.[7:57:12 PM] Kel Grym: *Ahem*[7:57:29 PM] ghostfacekiller39: Dammit[7:57:33 PM] ghostfacekiller39: I was in the shower[7:57:38 PM] ghostfacekiller39: did I miss something important?[7:57:49 PM] ghostfacekiller39: like, [censored by the minister] or something in that area? [7:57:49 PM] Fluttershy: D: [7:57:53 PM] :Flutterdash:: Oh now you arrive [7:58:03 PM] ghostfacekiller39: To be fair, I'm totally naked right now. [7:58:03 PM] Fluttershy: *blushes & hides face* [7:58:07 PM] ghostfacekiller39: Anyway, wedding?[7:58:12 PM] :Flutterdash:: yea. (cat)[7:58:17 PM] ghostfacekiller39: Ok, I'll shut up [7:58:25 PM] Kel Grym: *sighs*[7:58:51 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Oh wow![7:59:25 PM] Kel Grym: 0_o...wow what?[7:59:37 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Only two of the Six left.[8:00:02 PM] Kel Grym: yes...I know. Congradulations, you can do arithmatic.[8:00:21 PM] AlicornAcolyte: That's an achievement after five martinis.[8:00:37 PM] :Flutterdash: *facehooves*[8:00:49 PM] Kel Grym: Anyways...on with the wedding.[8:01:30 PM] Kel Grym: Do you Flutterdash, take Fluttershy, as your lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and inhealth, for democracy or despontism, until death do ye part?[8:01:52 PM] :Flutterdash:: I do[8:02:52 PM] Jump Cut: *clap*[8:02:58 PM] Kel Grym: And do you, Fluttershy, take Flutterdash, as your lawfully wedded husband, in sickness or in health, through hellfire and torrential ice storms, until a slow and painful death comes knocking at your doorstep to drag you kicking an screaming into the abyss?[8:04:07 PM] Fluttershy: o_o ....um.[8:04:30 PM] Kel Grym: Oh dear. You poor thing. [8:04:32 PM] Fluttershy: *takes deep breath* .....Yes. I do. [8:04:38 PM] AlicornAcolyte: \o/[8:05:06 PM] Kel Grym: Then by the powers granted to me by the ULC, and under the Holy authority of Celestia, I do hear by pronounce thee man and wife.[8:05:10 PM] Kel Grym: You may kiss the bride.:Flutterdash: softly kisses Fluttershy[8:06:12 PM] Kel Grym: Whoops...forgot to ask if anyone had objections.[8:06:25 PM] :Flutterdash:: too late. [8:06:37 PM] Kel Grym: *looks at time machine in the corner*[8:06:48 PM] :Flutterdash:: o_o[8:07:31 PM] Kel Grym: *Kel Grym jumps into the time machine and goes back to the point before he pronounced Flutterdash and Fluttershy*[8:05:06 PM] Kel Grym: Ahem...does anyone have any objections?[8:05:10 PM] AlicornAcolyte: *raises hand*[8:05:50 PM] Kel Grym: yes you there, what are your objections?[8:06:15 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Oh, I was only stretching. Carry on.[8:06:26 PM] Kel Grym: -_-...[8:07:03 PM] Kel Grym: I suppose there are no objections.[8:08:01 PM] ghostfacekiller39: (mooning)[8:08:10 PM] :Flutterdash:: uhh.. [8:08:12 PM] Fluttershy: *gasps and covers mouth*[8:09:16 PM] Kel Grym: *points at ghostie* That's not appropriate! 50 Hail Celestia's for you![8:10:22 PM] ghostfacekiller39: All apologies...I couldn't contain myself...[8:10:45 PM ] AlicornAcolyte: What an asinine move.[8:10:54 PM] ghostfacekiller39: Assanine[8:10:54 PM] ghostfacekiller39: lol[8:11:09 PM] ghostfacekiller39: Alright, all apologies, carry on.[8:11:28 PM] Kel Grym: sigh...okay okay, I pronounce you and Fluttershy Man and Wife...you may kiss the bride. Flutterdash: softly kisses Fluttershy, blushing.[8:12:30 PM] Kel Grym: Well that settles that...hopefully I didn't create a time paradox. It is done. Flutterdash and Fluttershy are a thing now. Get over it. I would like to have a wedding with me and Applejack tommorow. Gotcha. Will try to make time tomorrow. If you could marry me and Lyra that would be amazing Pm Me skype and I'll make it happen sooner or later. Edited May 26, 2014 by Minister KelGrym 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serbon div 386 May 26, 2014 Share May 26, 2014 I have a confession... I-I worshiped the wrong princess... I failed to realize Her true might and glory, I was deceived by my fanatical devotion to the traitors... (whatthefuckamIsaying?? XD) Willt thou forgive me in thy mercy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel_Grym 1,917 May 26, 2014 Author Share May 26, 2014 I have a confession... I-I worshiped the wrong princess... I failed to realize Her true might and glory, I was deceived by my fanatical devotion to the traitors... (whatthefuckamIsaying?? XD) Willt thou forgive me in thy mercy? Celestia is a merciful and forgiving Goddess, and you are not one to be judged for worshiping the wrong Goddess. It's not even really a ban to worship Luna, it's just wrong to worship her more than Celestia, as Celestia is the elder Alicorn, whom is more wise, and far better looking than Luna. Proclaim that Celestia is the best Pony Princess/Queen/Empress/Goddess and you sins shall be washed in her Holy Sunlight and the Cult will welcome you in open and completely non-judgmental arms. Unless you don't, which in that case, we'll totally judge you with judging eyes full of judgmental judgement. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serbon div 386 May 26, 2014 Share May 26, 2014 (edited) @, Love and tolerate the infidels? Pfffft whatever. Hail Celestia, Best Pony Princess/Queen/Empress/Goddess Ever! Edited May 26, 2014 by Lunar Serbon 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel_Grym 1,917 May 26, 2014 Author Share May 26, 2014 @, Congrats! You're part of the cult now! And whatever do you mean? Of course, we love and tolerate the infidels... ...to death 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serbon div 386 May 26, 2014 Share May 26, 2014 @, Yaaaaay! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicHooves 2,705 May 26, 2014 Share May 26, 2014 (oh God, what the hell am I doing here?) So... how do these waifu weddings work? Like what would I do if I wanted to marry my waifu? It's just that his sort of thing sounds pretty interesting. If I were to participate in one it'd have to be a wedding between me and Spitfire. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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