My friend Nick has bought plane tickets for me and him to go to France.

He has guilted me into accepting, since he can't return the tickets for a refund. I mean, France is a great place but I didn't want to go on a vacation at all. He is probably doing this for a chance to see if he can win me over. Sounds strange, but he's been wanting me in that certain way for a while now.

Apparently he can't grasp the concept that I'm straight, but going to France will be hopefully fun. I was there for a short time back in 1924 on business. I know some people in Bordeaux and we'll be there and in Paris for two weeks.

So, in a month I'll be leaving.