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People who need to die in a slow and painful manner


Sickman

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-YouTube whores.

-Militant bronies

-Militant anti-bronies

-YOLOfags

-"Tr00" /b/tards

-Barack Obama

-Angela Merkel

-Alex Jones

-Swagfags

-People who throw parties right next door in the middle of the fucking night, and play their obnoxious techno as loudly as possible

-PewDiePie

-PewDiePie fanbois

-Tobuscus

-Tobuscus fanbois

-People who find reality TV legitimately interesting

-People who wear snapbacks

-People who wear fedoras

-Hipsters

-Wifebeaters

-Shane Dawson

-Michael S. Jeffries

-Everyone at Fox news

-Lil' Wayne

-Jyrki Katainen

-Herman Van Rompuy

-Ray William Johnson

-People who make up shit to get attention

-People who wear chinos

-People with saggy pants

-Anyone who has something against Derpy Hooves

-Guidos

-Bros

-Mark Zuckerberg

-Onision

-Justin Bieber

-Kesha

-Lady Gaga

-Honey Boo Boo's mother

-Religious lunatics

-Scott Strap

-Anyone who supports the US' war OF terror and US military

-Any person who would dare to say something bad about Fluttershy

-My stepmother

-People who exploit human/animal suffering on Facebook, in order to get likes and attention

-People who exploit human/animal suffering on YouTube, in order to get likes, views, ad revenue and attention

-People who need to get a new smartphone every two months

-People who obviously don't know how to spell, and try to make up flimsy excuses to cover it up

-Anyone who calls adult women "girls"

-Call of Duty fanboys

-Anyone who uses blatant self-inserts in fanfictions

-Men who can't aim properly while taking a leak

-People who bring babies into restaurants

-People who refer to me as "bro"

-Gun enthusiasts

-Gun nuts

-Patriots

-People who use the word "hashtag" in everyday conversations, or anywhere outside of Twitter, for that matter

-"Alpha males"

-People who bring paper-wrapped anything into a movie theater

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Wow I'm on the list..."Anyone who calls adult women "girls"... Also, funny how there's not rely any justification to these choices. Just all people you don't like need to die slow and painful deaths.

 

On another note "People who make up shit to get attention".... so all people who have ever written a work of fiction (In any kinda of form such as a script, book, fan fiction, comic, ect)  need to die slow and painful deaths because they do in fact make stuff up in order to gain popularity from it. :P

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Wow I'm on the list..."Anyone who calls adult women "girls"... Also, funny how there's not rely any justification to these choices. Just all people you don't like need to die slow and painful deaths.

 

On another note "People who make up shit to get attention".... so all people who have ever written a work of fiction (In any kinda of form such as a script, book, fan fiction, comic, ect)  need to die slow and painful deaths because they do in fact make stuff up in order to gain popularity from it. :P

 

 

Of course there is no real justification for any of these.

What? Did you actually think I was serious?

I'm only half serious.

 

And when I say "People who make up shit to get attention", I'm talking about people who lie, and tell exaggerated stories about themselves in order to seem more interesting or to achieve some goals.

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I think you forgot to mention about "People who think that others deserve torturing deaths."

 

>"implying" I *actually* think these people deserve to die.

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Everybody probably makes it on your list somehow. You've been watching George Carlin haven't you? xD

Amongst other things. ;)

George was fucking brilliant, but this list came about out of my own frustration.

As I've noted before, I'm not actually serious.

I don't wish death upon anyone, but still, these are some of the things that just drive me nuts.

 

By the way, I love your avatar.

 

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"-Gun enthusiasts
-Gun nuts"

Well, good bye America. 

Enjoy a painful death, 

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While aggreeing with your dislikings, i have to critizise your lack of tolerance towards other people.

YES. i know you are being sarcastic.

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