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Philosophy is stupid and so are we

Heretick-Tock

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So there you are, thinking you're incredibly smart because you think you understand philosophy. You know, the pseudointellectual "science" that creates psudeoquestions which can't be answered?

 

Yeah, that one. It makes you smart right? Feeling like you're contributing to society by not contributing anything at all?

You're really smart, buddy boy.

 

You see, the only way to live life to the fullest and take the most out of it is to overcome your obstacles. Then you can utilize those lessons after you die and reincarnate.

Don't believe in reincarnation? Why, because "science" and "philosophy" say it doesn't exist?

 

If that's all you got, kid, I'm sorry to say that your argument is nothing but a heaping pile of force-fed social norms. You've been taught that the smarter you get, the worse the world looks; why would the world be bad when you're "smart"? What even IS smart other than a phase of a dipshitted college student's life? You're not smart, I'm not smart, Einstein wasn't smart and neither was anyone in the history of anything. All we are are people, people that like bacon flavored bacon.

You believe everything a scientist tells you? Or how about what your teachers tell you? Or how about what the government tells you? What about your mom or dad?

 

Why do you need people to recognize you?

Why don't you help your enemies when they want to defeat you?

Why don't you sell your computer and live in the forest while having sensual love with trees and rocks?

Why not stop eating and start living?

Why do you need to fix your typos?

Why not get drunk even when you're not depressed?

Why get drunk when you're happy?

Why get drunk?

Why stop getting drunk just because you're happy or depressed?

What the hell are you doing with your life anymore?

Do you even like yourself?

Why not form a team of ironic badgers and use them to fend off your psychic hut while you're in class?

What class? You don't have class.

Lol, you got no class.

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Stellafera

 

Why do you need people to recognize you?

Why don't you help your enemies when they want to defeat you?
Why don't you sell your computer and live in the forest while having sensual love with trees and rocks?
Why not stop eating and start living?
Why do you need to fix your typos?
Why not get drunk even when you're not depressed?
Why get drunk when you're happy?
Why get drunk?
Why stop getting drunk just because you're happy or depressed?
What the hell are you doing with your life anymore?
Do you even like yourself?
Why not form a team of ironic badgers and use them to fend off your psychic hut while you're in class?
What class? You don't have class.
Lol, you got no class. 

 

The moral of the story is that pyschology pwns philosophy every time. 

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Sky Warden

The moral of the story is that pyschology pwns philosophy every time. 

I think the morale of the story is to shut up about those self-made over-complicated logic shits people call philosophy and start listening to your surrounding and actually live your life.

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Stellafera

I think the morale of the story is to shut up about those self-made over-complicated logic shits people call philosophy and star listening to your surrounding and actually live your life.

 

But that would like

Require me to go outside

 

:o

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Skye Starlight

True moral of the story: STOP QUESTIONING AND START DOING!

 

Right?

 

Because I'm sick of people asking questions. They're getting no-where, even when they think they are. The only way to get anywhere in life is to do something. SOMETHING. Anything.

 

Why are you doing this?

Why are you not?

 

I believe that everyone should be able to think for themselves.

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