Twilight Sparkle ✨

Because we hate progress thats why

@Senn555: The law does not explicitly prohibit fibre-optic Internet connections. But it prohibits digging up the streets to lay cables for any new telecommunications networks. This automatically prevents anyone but Shaw and Telus from providing Internet access through their half-century-old TV and landline networks, respectively. It makes it impossible to build a new network.

Solution: Nicolai Tesla Wireless networks