Ragland Tiger

Cigarettes are like squirrels. They are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

@Dynamo Pad "We got to know Bluebell from Princess Twilight. I've lived in Canterlot ever since I was a foal," said Minuette. "I like playing sports and games with all my friends, speaking of which, I can hardly wait to see Moondancer. She just got back from Manehattan." 'I c-c-can't wait either," said Bluebell. "Sh-sh-she deserved a bit of p-p-pampering."

"L-L-Let me intr-intoduce you to the rest of the g-g-g-gang," Bluebell said, and started to lead Dynamo around the room. She Introduced him to Minuette who picked up his hoof and shook it enthusiastically. "It's a pleasure to meet you!" she said "Bluebell told me all about how cute you are!" "M-Minuette!" Bluebell said, blushing.

The downside of certainty...

@Dynamo Pad In the parlor where the party was, Pinkie Pie was talking and laughing with Minuet and Bluebell when there was a loud beating at the door. "Ooh! He's here already!," Pinkie said as she trotted toward the door. "He must've set a new land speed record." When she opened the door, she saw no pony outside. What she didn't notice was that Dynamo was clinging to the door as if he had glued himself to it. Pinkie shrugged and slammed the door shut. The beating at the door resumed, louder this time. She opened the door again, and in fell Dynamo, flat on his back, with a stunned look on his face. "Oh, there you are," said Pinkie. She stepped over him and looked in his stunned face. "Hi!" "P-P-Pinkie!" said Bluebell. "What did we t-tell you about p-p-pranking the new guests?" Bluebell went over and helped Dynamo to his feet. She couldn't help but laugh while she gave him a reassuring hug. "A-Are y-you alright?"

@Dynamo Pad Objects began falling from above, just barely missing clobbering him - a bowling ball, a statue of Celestia, an anvil, a piano... A reign of arrows and darts whizzed by him from all directions. The object in the distance. It was a huge iron ball taking up almost the entire width of the corridor, and it was headed straight for him. His only hope was to get to the door. c

"Please wait patiently for the failure of the system ."

Anyone can die, but not everyone knows how to truly live. some of them are on 4-chan.

Blame is lame. Be part of the solution.

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.

"Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent."

What is gatekeeping? Wouldn't you like to know!

Turns out kindness IS a survival skill.

All of us get lost in the darkness Dreamers learn to steer by the stars

"I once asked my therapist: how do neurotypicals understand each other? and he bluntly answered: they don't."

Healing crystals and dog spunk, the essentials for all beginners.

“It took many years of vomiting up all the filth I’d been taught about myself, and half-believed, before I was able to walk on the earth as though I had a right to be here.”

Diversity's a gift...

Hate nobody, or those you hate will inevitably shape who you will be.

Santa gonna come down the chimney and slap your face

There are no wrong answers, but the internet will think they are all wrong answers.

When the rich rob the poor it’s called business. When the poor fight back it’s called violence. - Mark Twain

Create enough hunger, and everyone becomes a criminal.

America Fererra speaks truth.