Ragland Tiger

I will beach you...

Baby sitters are teenagers who act like grownups, so that grownups can go out and act like teenagers.

"Some people need to trade in their keyboards for a therapist."

Marriage is like a relationship with a nutcracker.

"You could claim that anything's real if the only basis for believing in it is that nobody's proved that it doesn't exist!" -- Hermione

@Dynamo Pad "Of course," said Luna. "I'll see you in a week then. Bring your A game!" And with that, they departed.

"You are not the main protagonist in your own Hallmark Christmas movie!"

A bird that is caged thinks flying is an illness.

@Dynamo Pad Luna looked back at him, perplexed at first. "Huh?" She said, but after thinking for a few seconds, she smiled, and then broke into a hearty laugh. "You are so adorable! I may be royalty, but most of my friends are just regular ponies who are kind and good, like you. I like Kind and good, and I like fun, too. Come on over. The girls will love you!"

"When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty" --Dan Vasc

@Dynamo Pad After they left the room Princess Luna turned to Dynamo. "So, you're a gamer? I'm having a few friends over at the palace to play video games at the end of next week. Would you like to join us?"

“Diversity may be the hardest thing for a society to live with, and the most dangerous thing for a society to be without.” --William Coffin Jr.

"Work on the heads later. For now, just hearts." --Chili

Yum!

@Dynamo Pad "I only know that when they're with each other, they have some version of the same argument," said Cadence. "Let me go and talk to my husband." She exited the room. "After I-I w-w-was adop-adopted, Twilight, Shining, s-Spike and I stuck close to ea-each other," said Bluebell. "W-We always had each other's b-b-b-backs. It-it was a good thing f-f-for us at the time. Now it s-seems like Shining forgot that I g-g-grew up." "Don't worry about Shining," said Twilight. "We've got this." "Just rest and focus on recovering," said Luna. "Come everyone." then Luna led the others out of the room.

Yum!

@Dynamo Pad "There's n-n-no need for y-you to apologize," Bluebell said. "Shining has b-been especially di-di-difficult with me, lately. T-T-To be honest, I'm wo-worried that something may-may be hurting h-him. I w-w-w-wish he'd tell m-me."

Yu and Mi...

What is Creative Mortification and How Can You Overcome It? https://greatergood.berkeley.edu/article/item/what_is_creative_mortification_and_how_can_you_overcome_it

@Dynamo Pad "Shining, please!" said Bluebell There's no reason to think that-... "How do you know? He's a total stranger," Shining Armor fired back. "Well, how do you n-know I d-don't know?" "I just know!" "No! Y-You don't! You just don't w-w-want to know!" "You're the one who ought to know!!" "You ought to n-know b-better!" Spike's eyes darted back and forth between the two squabbling siblings, struggling to figure out what they were arguing about. Shining Armor guffawed, disgusted. "I just don't know anymore," he said, storming out of the room. "Shining!" Cadence said, chasing after him. "That's the f-f-first thing you've said in this con-conversation that makes any s-sense!" Bluebell yelled. She then noticed that the others were looking at her in stunned silence. She lowered her head, embarrassed. "I'm sorry." she looked over at Dynamo. M-M-My brother is - um - protective.

"Sometimes, when I lose my temper, I think it's me trying to tell me something I'm not ready to hear."

@Dynamo Pad Shining Armor looked over at Dynamo, and raised an eyebrow. Cadence nudged him. "Shining, be nice," she said. Bluebell fidgeted uncomfortably. "Um - Shining, Cadence, th-th-this is d-Dynamo Pad. He rescued m-m-m-me from the b-bully, and-and brought m-me here." "Oh, he did, did he?" said Shining. "Tell me, what are your intentions with my baby sister?"

@Dynamo Pad Just then, Bluebell heard a soft knock. She looked to see Cadence and Shining Armor entering the room. "Hey, b-Bro," Bluebell said. "Hey Bluey," replied Shining as they gave each other a hoof bump. Shining noticed the bandages and bruises on her other foreleg. "Aw, Bluey! Who did this to you?" "S-s-some bu-bully I ran in-into at-at the arcade," Bluebell replied. Shining Armor became anxious and concerned. "That's not a safe place for you to be. You know that."

"Guys! someone said I'm racist! But I love all the races -- even the bad ones!" ( )

"All you rich people, just leave your money in a pile. We don't need a big show."