Toaster Bot

I watched anime and liked it. Help. I'm not allowed to like things. Help me. My address is "123 Get Help". Get help.

Toaster Bot: Time of Death: 2:03 AM, EST. Cause: Waiting until nighttime to write a research paper they were not prepared for. Note: This person was an idiot.

An industry-leader in avatar picture indecisiveness.

This site never fails to find a way to impress me.

Merry Not-Quite-Yet-Christmas.

There's actual humor in this status. As it turns out, metahumor still falls under the umbrella of humor. The next status update may or may not also pertain primarily to metahumor.

There's metahumor in this status update.

I'm not sure what classifies as something to warrant a warning post, but I remain somewhat impressed and glad I haven't found out the hard way by now.

Since people never lie on the Internet, here is a real picture. https://i.imgur.com/YDCoeGq.jpg

Life philosophy: if you have an angry mob at odds with you, you might not be doing anything good but you're certainly doing something. Boom, life validated. You monster.

I don't know what to put here but I want to bury my last status and statuses are basically filler so if I post a status I might as well call myself out on that one.

Abradofl Lincler: an attempt at creating a morally-neutral leader by splicing the DNA of Abraham Lincoln and Adolf Hitler, but it turns out it just made him really crazy.

Am I allergic to friendliness? Must be. Huh.

WHY DID I HAVE TO FIND MY LOST COPY OF ANIMAL CROSSING?! I was clean for seven months!

Seriously, screw drawing.

I have 77 brohoofs. Nobody else brohoof ever again, or I swear to Helix...

I FINALLY DECIDED TO TAKE THE TIME TO RESET MY PASSWORD.

Somebody help me! My words are out to make me sound pretentioooooous!

One day I might possibly finally actually make and release this game. http://i.imgur.com/RjxyGId.png?1

I'm at 66 brohoofs. Now I need 600 more.

And after quite a while, my laptop is back up and I am in commission.

Broke up with my boyfriend. I'm relieved, quite frankly. I also lost a good friend' but you win some, you lose some.

So many...status alerts...

I know it's no longer Villain Day, but I'm staying like this.

I, the illustrious Doctor Robotnik will take over the entire world and build my Empire!