Arretez
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Well, I was wearing dark blue Faded Glory jeans and a v-neck shirt, but now I'm not wearing the shirt so I can work out without getting it all stank filled and such.
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My mom has always said that "I'm not the type of person who gets married or settles down." My mom is right about a lot of things, but not this. I like waking up in the morning and smiling as I think of my womanfriend's face, and then being filled with great joy in knowing that she thinks of me in the same way.
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This is how I get dressed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kuygkv3t5lQ
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Refuse to waste energy worrying, and you will have strength to spare.
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"Traditional fish sex." - Bill Nye
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That would be so awesome! Unfortunately, I'm a broke college student.
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I know, right! This was taken about two months ago: It's not the best comparison, but It'll do. Right now, I'm trying to grow out my hair so that I can copy his.
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Mayhap.
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Well, thank you. But I'm pretty sure that I'm not him.
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If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret now, would it?
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Thank you. I make an effort.
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Woo! Selfie! This is the least unkempt my hair has looked in a very long time, so I decided to save the moment.
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Kombat-batyanya, batyanya-kombat. Ty serdtse ne pryatal za spiny rebyat. Letyat samolety, i tanki goryat, Tak b'et, jo, kombat, jo, kombat!
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It's a brand new day, yeah, the sun is high. All the angels sing, because you're gonna die. Go ahead and laugh. Yeah, I'm a funny guy. Tell everyone goodbye. It's a brand new day.
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How lucky can one guy be? I kissed her and she kissed me. Like the fella once said: ain't that a kick in the head?
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I'm too tired to try and post a selfie with a tracfone right now, but I had to get in on this weapon action by showing off my toothpick:
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My favorite place in the world is in your arms. My favorite song is that of your laughter. The world's greatest wonder is your smile. The world's largest secret is your heart. You are not one in a million. You are not one in a billion. Even if you counted every star and compared yourself to their splendor, it still would not describe how rare you are. You are one, and only. You deserve everything, yet nothing deserves you. And I'm going to show you that every day, and in the life...
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Just last year, I was in a library and I got all curled up and comfortable in an armchair. I read an interesting book for a little bit, then I closed my eyes to rest. I felt a burning urge to open my eyes, and when I did, I saw the guy in the chair beside mine starring at me. I asked "what?" and he replied "you were purring." So I stood up, apologized, and left. That was an interesting day.
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Thy body, a vessel, has now become broken. Though thy has returned to dust, your spirit thrives eternally. May thy soul transcend unto the Heavens, and may thou smile upon us 'til the day we join you. In loving memory of BronyDash465's grandmother.
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"Benjamin is a ravenous wolf; in the morning he devours the prey, in the evening he divides the plunder." Damn straight, I'm a wolf.
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mega thread Song Stuck in your Head Right Now
Arretez replied to Blue Moon's topic in Media Discussion
Santa Claus is Satan. I keep on humming it. Someone help me! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzM-n04qLlQ
