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(Apology in advance: I got carried away...)
Time to dip into the Grand List of Things Hasbro Won't Let a Brony Do in a Fangame!
3) Pinkie-Swears aren't the kind of things I should need to bleep over.
17) The mayor of Ponyville is named Mayor Maire, not "Geri Mandering"! (Say it out loud. I'll wait.)
24) Having a variety of gems as collectible items is okay. Naming one variety of gems the "Dosh Garnet" is not. (Say it out loud. We'll wait.)
31) It's Mi Amore Cadenza and Shining Armor. Not Mi Amore Credenza and Shining Armoire.
78) Having Rarity complain about "The Fickle Masses" when she's trying to sell clothing is okay. Having Pinkie Pie misspeak it as "The Fecal Masses" is not.
96) Have Derpy Hooves (possibly renamed "Derby Hooves") become an investor is okay, as long as I don't make any insinuation about the fact that her cutie mark is bubbles.
129) Snips's special talent will NOT be gelding other stallions! (Not a pun, but important for later context)
156) Rarity may not sell pea coats if I'm just going to make urination jokes about them.
158) Not allowed to make jokes about marijuana when I say the ponies eat grass.
164) Even if a monster is about to eat some ponies, he's not allowed to call them "HORSE d'oeuvres".
171) First of all, there are no cars in the TV show's continuity, even if there are car/pony toys. Secondly, when the toy's description says "Applejack drives her truck into town", it did NOT mean she crashes her truck through buildings in town!
177) Rarity's mother is not named "Hildebrand". (That's an obscure one...)
197) Censors are human beings who ensure the content of a video or game is appropriate, but the word "censor" can also mean "a metal container that holds burning incense". I may not confuse the two.
201) #129 still stands, even if I only ever euphemistically call it "Being a lifeguard at the gene pool".
203) Having a special, magic gemstone that allows you to change the color of your character's clothes is okay. Calling this magic gemstone "dye-lithium" is not okay.
204) Celestia doesn't need to eat a Jimmy Dean's breakfast sandwich
before she can properly raise the sun.206) Celestia has no obligation to put 2 scoops of raisins anywhere.
211) Spike is not: a vampire, an overly-quiet stegosaur, or a lakitu. Nor may he behave like any of these.
218) Even if it's for an inept doctor who overcharges his patients, the name "Medicinal Leech" isn't a good name for a My Little Pony!
226) "Bang, zoom! Straight to the moon!" ...is not Celestia's catchphrase.
233) Even though Twilight isn't as regal or experienced as Celestia or Luna, not allowed to replace the trumpets that announce her arrival with kazoos. (Not quite a pun, but I just HAD to include it!!)
238) First of all, Twilight is not allowed to get fat, even if she did in the very first episode of the cartoon. Secondly, even if she did get fat, that would not be a reason to replace the trumpets that announce her arrival with tubas!
241) Not allowed to make a "Cobra Commander" villain, even if he's an actual talking snake.
274) Not allowed to take the "Every cloud has a silver lining" saying literally and have a story where there's a scam to steal silver from the weather factory.
296) Applejack doesn't sell computers, cell phones, or portable music players from her apple cart.
309) When Rarity is doing laundry, it's not in her character to use her cat as an agitator.
354) Profusely using the word "nerf" in the colloquial sense, meaning "to weaken (supposedly) for balance purposes", is NOT product placement!
355) Not allowed to have an elaborate joke where something chases a pony if he's cursed and can spread the curse by touch if I'm just going to use that to have a royal knight say "Touch me not; I am chased!"
356) Spike, the gem-eating dragon, is not allergic to cubic zirconium.
362) #129 still stands, even if I only ever euphemistically call it "pruning the family tree"