DenialZombie

I LIVE FOR THE CRUNCH! Also, I have no trouble spreading crunchy peanut butter on bread. Then again, I toast my bread. GET ON MY LEVEL.

It depends on how hungry I am. The military keeps me hungry. I keep myself fed. At home, I eat at a moderate pace that most people consider average. At work, I do not eat; I delete food.

I used to eat constantly, and I was always the same weight. These days I do basically the same thing, but it's a conscious methodology at work. Before, my metabolism would keep me right around 170lbs, though I got down to 135 on the swim team... I also gained a lot of muscle then, and I'm not sure where I was hiding my organs, to be honest. These days I've completely changed my diet. I am not vegetarian at all (I had a cheeseburger for lunch today), but I've developed such a taste for veggies, cheeses, nuts, and fruits (in that order), that I will crave them to the point of actually bypassing meats... I still love chicken, though. (fun fact: chicken is one of the closest living relatives to the dinosaurs, so we now know that dinosaurs were delicious!) I saw a lot of "I don't eat breakfast"s and even one "and I never will", which is completely baffling to me. We must be different species. I wake up ravenous. I have to try not to eat my own hand some mornings! I stick to three meals a day, but I snack pretty much continuously. I came to terms with my belly years ago, especially when I was training for special warfare stuff: I got ripped, buff, cut, etc. I could run continuous six-minute miles with no breaks. I swam miles at a time, and was even faster than most of the SEAL candidates... and the **** belly was still there. Is that the third or fourth tangent I've gone off on? Anyway, I need to go cook myself some eggplant cannelloni to take to work tomorrow. Gonna feed the section!

I see we're on the same page! Your name is adorable, and I like you already. I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HELP YOU, THERE ARE NO PEGASI HERE! ALL WE HAVE IS HEAVILY ARMED ROCKET SHIPS, AND IT'S TEA TIME! Is there life advice needed? I'm old enough to recognize that I used to be a complete idiot, so I might actually be able to help out there. As for the friends bit, I had hoped for such an outcome. I only fear that I may not have the time, work, living life, and also nine month deployments overseas and all. You should make the "Sig, out" bit your signature. It would be delightfully cheeky. (Wow, I have been watching WAY too much Dr. Who to have just written that.) The name? Oh I just came up with that about thirteen years ago in high school. Something to do with one of my friends saying I had died, and I was denying it... Anyway, I love making smiles happen, that's fantastic! Though, I didn't change much from before I saw the show to now, so maybe it's the other way around: The coolest, nicest, most creative and loving people around tend to become bronies. You seem to fit the definition so far. Thank you, and I'm no stranger to the internet. I'm glad you have faith in me. Well, there you go! I didn't expect anyone to reply, and you all made me feel more welcome than I have since Pockybot! I feel the love already.

Yes, I've arrived, and everything will be alright, if it isn't already. I may or may not have superpowers, can neither confirm nor deny that anything is even wrong, and I cannot say that I will have any effect on coming events whatsoever... but I'm absolutely here to help! I am from a place that I can say, with absolute certainty, is on a map. My age is quantifiable to within a day or less. I am probably a lot less awesome than some other people here, and I'm okay with that. This was never really going anywhere, so feel free to say hi, ask loaded questions, or completely ignore me. I'll still love you regardless.