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Ferrari will be unveiling their car tomorrow morning. They should call it Ferrari BlueFlagBwoah.

I happened to come across the character in your avatar. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The Dodge Challenger Demon: The car for people who want to drag race, but don't want to build a car for it.

Just remember, you're not worthless. Organs go for a lot on the black market.

I don't understand the purpose of a smartwatch. It does almost all the things a smartphone does, yet it's on your wrist. I kinda want one though...

I can hear Intel executives ragequitting right now...

Decided to get rid of Discord. Not like I was going use it anyway.

You can't be hit by a blue shell if you're not in first.

Nintendo will be doing Day 1 DLC for Breath of the Wild. Another reason to not buy the Switch.

Disregard the constabulary.

Got myself set up with an unlimited data plan from Verizon.

That user name tho.

If anyone was ever wondering how fast an RC car would around the Top Gear Test Track, I just did a 1:25.105 on rFactor 2. I also jumped it just as I was crossing the line, which probably would've damaged it pretty badly.

Lewis Hamilton is such a douchebag. Doesn't want to share data with his teammate, (now that he has a new one) yet when he debuted, he was glad to have Fernando Alonso to share with. I hope Bottas actually manages to challenge him.

I will never disable comments on anything around here. Everyone is open to such things.

"I’ll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda."

Just now remembered I'll be able to upgrade my phone this year. I'll go with a Galaxy S8.

No Yahoo, the 812 Superfast is not Ferrari's most powerful car. That honor goes to the 949 HP LaFerrari

Good evening cunts. How the fuck are ya?

If there is no modding for Ace Combat 7, I will be dissapointed. I wanna fly Strangereal's skies in a TIE Fighter dammit!

Oh good DHL will actually deliver my $1,200 package after I sent them a complaint. 2 for 2 now. -_-

"I arrived to masticate sweetened chewing products and engage in combat with my foot and your gluteus maximus. However, it seems my reserves of such chewing products has gone dry."

I wish I wasn't so damn lonely all the time.

Ah yes, February 14th. It's a day in the month of February.

WHAT DO THESE PILLS DO.