Bucket

You dig around the room, wasting a few minutes picking up rubble and shifting around old boards and stones. You eventually uncover a hidden hatch in the ground. It's caked with dirt and dust. You brush the dust off and begin cleaning the dirt off of it. You eventually get the hatch to open. It leads down into darkness. Do you jump down?

Granted, but you get 3 hats. No wait... 4 hats..? 6 hats? No, 10 hats! Hold on, 100, 1000, 100000! Stop, stop the hats, please no more! 10000000, 10000000000... But the hats don't stop. You drown in hats. I wish I could tuuuuurn youuuuuu, back in to a strangeeeeeeer

((no fuckin problem broski)) You take a deep breath, step back, and charge at the wall with your body. You make contact with the wall, and it crumbles with ease. You fall to the floor, and dust fills the room. Coughing, you stand up and look around. The figure you saw isn't there... Instead, you see a note. Like most of the other notes you've found, this one is very rushed and messy. You brush yourself off and drop the note. Where is he even getting this paper? So, bother with checking the room out, or head back?

IT HAS THA BOOPS AND THA WHOOPS ITS DUBSTEP TO M E

Why is there a horse in my bed

Biased/10 I really dislike dubstep. https://youtube.com/watch?v=UEQCASaxHgU

honky tonk

You take the passage leading down. The air is colder now, much colder. You can see your breath in front of you. The walls feel like they're closing in on you... You reach the end of the tunnel. There is a small crack in the wall, you decide to take a peek inside. There isn't really anything there... You try shining your light in but it doesn't light the room up very well... But wait, who's that? A figure is standing in the corner of the room. You call out to it, but get no response. You step back from the wall. It looks thin enough to kick it down... Do you ignore the figure and go another way or try getting into the room?

This review is very good! I honestly didn't enjoy this game, but this might have changed my mind! Thank you friend, I'll be sure to save this one! Haha! xd

I don't get the excitement over the super bowl. Why not the puppy bowl?

my man :0 good choice in jacket

Spacey kinda vaporwave stuff

wapanese things

Dry chicken, sweet potatoes, and corn. Preddy good

I'm no weeb, dork >:c I'm guessing classic rock

You decide to just forget about it and move forward. Making your way around the bend, the nice tiled walls begin to disappear the further you go, meshing together with rock and stone. After a little walking, you're in a full-blown cave. Up ahead are three doorways. One looks like it's going down, one continues going straight, and the other arches up with a crude staircase.

foxes are nice/10

"Correct." The phone clicks, and begins beeping. You place it down. You hear a clicking sound out in the hallway, like a deadbolt being undone. You go back into the hallway and look around. Nothing seems to be different... You wonder if you should just move ahead or go back and check the hallway again.

You open the door to your right. It is an empty room with a table. You approach the table, and notice there is a phone! Why would a phone be down here? Could it work? You pick the phone up. You try dialing 911, but get no answer. You try calling your friends, family, anyone... No answer. You look around some, and notice that a phone number is etched into the table. This seems familiar... You dial the number. The phone rings, and someone actually answers! "Hello? Who is this? Can you help me? Hello?" A voice comes from the other end. It seems cold, but friendly at the same time. Like a dull parent talking to a child about how their dreams for the future about flying into space and fighting monsters is a stupid idea. "Hello there sir or madam. Please, before we talk anymore, I need you to answer something for me. Do you know why you are here?" You don't know what to say. You tell them that you just woke up here, you have no idea. "Oh... I see." You hear a click, and a buzz of the phone being disconnected. You slam your fist on the table, cursing whoever put you here. As you leave the room, the phone rings. You hurry back over to it and answer quickly. "Hello? Hello?" "Please answer the following: What is more useful when it is broken? An egg, a promise, or a soul?" Again with the riddles? Fine, you'll play along...

You head right. There are doors to the left of you. Trying to open them is useless though. They're all locked. You arrive at the end of the hallway, there is a door with an exit sign above it. Opening it, however, leads to a wall of dirt and rock. You go back and walk down the other side of the hallway. There is a turn up ahead that is going right, and a door straight to your right.

You go over to look at the desk. On the desk is a folded piece of paper. Opening it, it looks to be some kind of map. It's unfinished though, and you can't really make out what most of it means. You decide to exit the room. You push open the door, and walk out into a hallway. You can't see much. Do you go left or right?

Stuff like this pretty much

You jump into the hole. It feels like you're falling forever... Then you land on solid ground. Somehow you aren't hurt at all. Looking around, you see that the walls are made of tiles, like an old diner or hospital would have. Looking up, you see a ceiling. A small bed is to the left of you, and a desk is next to it. To your right is a heavy looking door.