Raptor_a22
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False The Pony After me respects the laws of thermodynamics
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Who put their autograph on my paper?
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ALL OF MY YES The pony after me enjoys breathing.
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Divine Madness in my pants. Rainbow Factory in my pants. O.o
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What's the last thing you ate or drank?
Raptor_a22 replied to Silverhoof's topic in General Discussion
Homemade hamburgers. Pork mince, egg, breadcrumbs, diced chilli and seasonings. Add lettuce, red onion, vintage Cheddar, tomato and pineapple. Of all the lunches that you could possibly have, this is THE. BEST. POSSIBLE. LUNCH. -
Who put their Neo on my Matrix?
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You're awesome because RED was a really good.movie.
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Granted. You get a live chicken. I wish for nothing.
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False. I am not Tom. The pony after me prefers the term 'everybrony' rather than 'everypony', like I do.
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Oh fine then... Soft Derpy Hooves Plushie A better computer rig than what I have now... (which is 5 years old)
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You are indeed correct. The miniature brightly coloured Equestrian that appears below this statement highly enjoys the activity of imitating the speech patterns of an upper-class Englishman.
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nope.avi The pony after me HAS EPIC SKILLZ
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I give you the Derprail... Use it well
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Granted. You are covered in used cigarette butts. I wish that $100 was deposited into my bank account every day.
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Granted, you will never wake up again... (dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn) I wish the threads I make are more active.
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Ask Genetic Lifeform and Discord Operating System
Raptor_a22 replied to Raptor_a22's topic in Ask a Pony
The cake is a delicious chocolate mudcake, covered in chocolate flakes and garnished with whipped cream, strawberries and chloroform. If you ever find anyone who tells you that the cake is a fallacy, make sure to let me know so I can feed them some and abduct them show them how wonderful the cake is. -
Well played good sir. Granted, but your pet parasprite is only trained not to eat YOUR food... I wish I had a giant bazooka that shoots muffins.
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Greetings Sentient Biological Lifeform. I am Genetic Lifeform and Discord Operating System, colloquially known as GLaDOS. I *tzzzzzt* I... *sparks* I have decided to spend a small portion of my time not dedicated to experimenting on hapless subjects *fizzle* science to answering your questions. I hope we can all *sparks* *electronic buzzing* continue *static* become good friends and wreak chaos *static* Let the tesing begin...
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N/A, since I don't own Diablo 3 The Pony After Me also does not own Diablo 3
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Princess Dash
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Whiteshade, I give you... DUCKS!
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Granted, but you do not gain the ability to remain up the tree I wish I was living in Equestria
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Dont worry guys, they're the G3 ponies everyone hates them...
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Soft Derpy Hooves Plushie ZiS-3 Divisional Field Gun
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While on the bus, staring at someone but looking away every time they look at you in order to make them paranoid. Bonus points if you stare at the bus/person as the bus drives away from your/their stop.
