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  1. Red Cedar

    How has it come to this, where I feel the need to three-fist wireless devices?

    1. Oblivion

      Oblivion

      You should wake Dashie up somehow! :3

    2. Red Cedar

      Red Cedar

      Oh, the Stetson full of lake water is coming, don't worry.

  2. Red Cedar

    Huge thanks to Royal Samurott for the new avatar!

  3. Red Cedar

    I am a natural born Canadian citizen. I am now taking bids for my sponsorship of an American individual or family to immigrate to Canada. Bids will start at seven figures.

  4. Red Cedar

    I await the inevitable retribution that comes from criticizing the staff of this forum. It has been the ongoing theme of my time here.

  5. Red Cedar

    I did it. I'm glad I did it. I'm not sorry I did it, and I'd do it again under the same circumstances.

  6. Red Cedar

    I feel a Dennis Leary song coming on.

  7. Red Cedar

    I feel very much vindicated.

    1. ShadOBabe

      ShadOBabe

      Always good to feel vindicated.

  8. Red Cedar

    I guess all is well when you can hide posts.

    1. Scrubbed user

      Scrubbed user

      Just sweep it under the rug, that'll fix it!

    2. Sir Hugsalot

      Sir Hugsalot

      Inb4 this one gets hidden too xD

  9. Red Cedar

    I have a sudden urge to use only the mobile version of this site for the next several days.

  10. Red Cedar

    I have an evil number of brohoofs.

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    2. Oblivion

      Oblivion

      FINE!!!! :/

    3. Red Cedar

      Red Cedar

      I wasn't saying it needed fixing or anything.

    4. Oblivion

      Oblivion

      I know, I was just dicking around. :P

  11. Red Cedar

    I know a little girl who's happy with her Pony haul.

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    2. Eloquence

      Eloquence

      Awww, how sweet! What a lucky little thing :3

    3. Red Cedar

      Red Cedar

      And, best of all, Daddy will get to read her books, too! :)

    4. Eloquence

      Eloquence

      D'awwwww! Such cuteness <3

  12. Red Cedar

    I love it when I can help someone on the forum.

    1. Steelstallion

      Steelstallion

      i love doing that and making somepony happy :)

    2. A Black Circle

      A Black Circle

      i do it as much as i can

  13. Red Cedar

    I never liked MLP. I just started hanging out in the fandom to get laid. It worked, too!

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    2. SynBassilicious Pony

      SynBassilicious Pony

      whut

    3. Aeros Sine

      Aeros Sine

      Okay...

    4. Red Cedar

      Red Cedar

      I suppose saying "April Fool" is unnecessary now? :)

  14. Red Cedar

    I remember a line from a very old show I used to watch called You Can't Do That on Television: "Sometimes it's so easy, I'm ashamed of myself!"

  15. Red Cedar

    I should be charging the forum for this...

  16. Red Cedar

    I think what makes me most flabbergasted is that this didn't make me flabbergasted.

    1. Virgil

      Virgil

      But does it put you in a state of great consternation?

    2. Red Cedar

      Red Cedar

      Indisputably.

  17. Red Cedar

    I'd like to register my complaint about the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office for requiring separate trademarks of the same thing for every possible use or product individually. Seriously? Hasbro has 5095 listings!

  18. Red Cedar

    I'll give Ferguson this: They at least riot over serious socio-political issues. My city rioted over a bloody hockey game. Twice.

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    2. Oblivion

      Oblivion

      Lol, hockey is a brutal sport I guess, and people....take it seriously?

    3. Scrubbed user

      Scrubbed user

      Could be worse, it could be football. (Not the pussyfied form of rugby that Americans call "Football".)

    4. Red Cedar

      Red Cedar

      @Apocalyptic Chaos: Eyup.

       

      @0blivion: Especially when we lost Game 7 of the Cup final.

       

      @Indigo Racing: I remember the last football riot in England. Happened right near my favourite Premier League club's home ground and delayed their first match.

  19. Red Cedar

    I'm used to being disappointed by people, but I never thought I would be disappointed by corporate lawyers.

    1. aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q

      aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q

      You're being sarcastic, right?

    2. Red Cedar

      Red Cedar

      Always.

    3. aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q

      aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q

      lawl just making sure.

  20. Red Cedar

    I'm using the computer one-handed again. What? I've got a cat in my lap.

    1. 碇 シンジン

      碇 シンジン

      cats <3

  21. Red Cedar

    I'm watching...

  22. Red Cedar

    If anyone needs me I shall be crying into my white towel.

  23. Red Cedar

    If fans go spare after just ten months, what are they going to be like when the show is cancelled?

    1. ShadOBabe

      ShadOBabe

      It'll be UGLY...

    2. Oblivion

      Oblivion

      It'll probably probably just die down to one of those things that exists, but yet is talked about little and the amount of new fan content will slowly start to deteriorate.

  24. Red Cedar

    Imagine. My Little Pony may be the only reason many children born in this century know what a phonograph is.

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    2. SeraphStar

      SeraphStar

      Yet kids will still ask, "What's a VHS?" (True story)

    3. Red Cedar

      Red Cedar

      Well, compared to DVDs, VHS is something I don't mind being forgotten forever.

    4. Oblivion

      Oblivion

      VHS's can go fuck themselves!!!!

  25. Red Cedar

    In the Bible, forty days and nights of torrential rain was called the Wrath of God. In Vancouver, we call it Autumn.

    1. PROJECT: Simon

      PROJECT: Simon

      Interesting fact..

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