Hi, my name is Mrs. Tibbles. I live with Goldie Delicious and am an expert with genioliolegie like she is, except that I know absolutely everything about everypony! Did you know that that sweet Apple John is related to that one cousin of that sister, uhm, Maple, uh, ah yes, Maple Leaf?!?!
Huh! Bet you didn't!
And I also know ALL the rumors!
So please, dear friends, ask whatever you want to know about whomever you like!
Like that one time when Pinkie Pine, that cutie, ate the Apples wagon...
Oh, and I'm to-tal-ly a pony *neigh*