Klopp

I've never felt less threatened.

6/10 It's not bad, actually. I'm just not a big fan of actual people avatars. I come online to get away from them, after all.

Labradora was not pleased. She glared with ferocity at the innocent dog, but there was nothing she could say to change his mind... but that didn't stop her from trying. "Good! Make sure you tell him exactly what I said! That we need to fight them off, or they will continue to bother us! We might be killed if we don't act now!" Labradora was finally done with her yelling. She turned just in time to see the head of a young Anatase, quickly ducking into the earth. Her temperament levels suddenly shot to the moon and beyond. "ANA! What are you doing here, bothering me! Can't you see I'm busy with Sir Cummington! Get back up here, I want to see you when I am talking to you!" In the distance, the sleeping Lunaris was bothered by the loud screaming, and he fell out of the tree with a powerful 'thud' as he hit the ground. He thought he had flown far enough away to avoid this happening, but these latest screeches tore through the mountains like an earthquake. She practically sounded like she was right next to him. He decided since he couldn't avoid it, he might as well get closer and find out what this woman was so angry about.

9/10 It sounds like a rare and beautiful gem, that is a translucent dark blue. When it is placed in front of a light, a light blue wisp seems to dance within it's center. So yeah, it's a pretty nice name.

It was early August, 2008, when my siblings and I decided we would all get together and go Ice Skating. I had never done it before, but my brother and sister had a few times. At the time I was a mere 17 years old and, like all teenagers, I was overconfident and stupid. At first I fumbled around, just trying to find a way to balance. I discovered that I got better balance by moving forward. Quickly I got the hang of two different abilities, accelerating, and turning. Unfortunately, I still didn't know how to stop without either falling on my face, or slamming into the walls. I didn't want to fall on my face, so I decided slamming into the wall was best. Besides, no wall can ever hurt me. (That remains true to this day) Anyways, I was focusing on the two things I could do, and kept going faster and faster. I started going a bit too fast, and my brother was directly ahead of me going less than half my speed. There was not enough time to turn, and no walls for me to slam against, so I had to take the only possible route. Attempt to stop without destroying my face in the ice beneath me. Stop I did, and while I did fall, my face remained intact. However... my arm got flung backwards, my leg was deflected upwards, and the two decided to meet each other halfway. The blade of the skate immediately pierced into my wrist, went through my artery like a knife through butter, and within seconds it appeared that there were buckets of blood on the ice rink. The staff helped me to stop the bleeding, and gave me an ice pack to keep on the wound. Next stop was the hospital. However, what was normally a 15 minute drive became a 2 hour drive, due to a traffic jam that clogged up not only the highway, but every single detour that led to the clinic. Anyways, I got there, then had to wait another hour, and finally I had stitches put in. It was all a very unpleasant experience, but I learned that some things I'm just better off not trying.

Why would I date someone who doesn't allow anyone else to play the game? We already know you won't date anyone.

"Thanks for taking me! I'll be fine on my own!" He yelled back at her loudly, as she flew off before he had a chance to give her a more quiet thanks. Once he flew in her direction he noticed the bipedal canines, conversing with each other and talking about the ponies. It was immediately clear that they were a very territorial species. The one kind of species Lunaris doesn't really get along with too well. He decided to just float nearby, and listen to what they were saying. The boisterous Labradora began to speak, or more appropriately shriek, to the other Diamond Dog. "Don't talk to me about my daughter! I cannot control her any more than I can control the clouds! She isn't even a Ruby Dog, as far as I'm concerned. But that isn't important! We have to get rid of these ponies before they run us out of the caves! We need to attack them the next time they show up, or we will lose our homes!" It was time for Lunaris to leave. After hearing all that, he decided it best to avoid any sort of contact with these 'Ruby Dogs'. Just from this little observation, he knew he wouldn't be welcomed at all. But, it was getting close to bed time. It was best he find a place to sleep nearby, rather than flying through the whole night. He found a large tree, overlooking a cliff face, and nestled himself in the branches to begin his nap.

"Diamond Dogs, you say?" He was remembering what he had heard of the Diamond Dogs. Cave-digging, gem obsessed canines that walked on two legs. While it seemed like a huge over-exaggeration, all he had been told was that they were very rude, unpleasant, creatures. He had always wanted to meet them, and see for himself. Besides, his curiosity about other species was almost as strong as the curiosity for his own. "I've never met them before, but I've been curious what they are like in person. Even if they are as rude as I've heard, I'd at least like to see for myself. So, yes, I really am sure I want to go there."

No, but at least it's not Confucius.

Las Vegas Casino Poker Dealer. Shufflin' like a pro!

7.5/10 Frostgage is much good.

Why the hell would I date a mole pony?

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I'd have to say @Arylett Charnoa. She's pretty much awesome. She's adorable, artistic, creative and loyal. She shares my ridiculous, spontaneous, sometimes dark and morbid, sense of humor. Plus, she's into all the same weird stuff that I'm into! Besides, I'd have to be pretty stupid to say that anyone apart from my Fiance is my favorite woman. That's like saying, "I'm marrying you for your families fortune only." To which she would reply, "What fortune?" And then I would say, "You are the most valuable thing in your family! I'm stealing away their delicious garnet all for myself! Muahahha!" I think I got a little off track there, but whatever. I'm tired.

As he flew along the mountains, there wasn't really much civilization going on around him. But after a while he was surprised to see a group of Pegasi fly by, considering there seemed to be nothing of interest in the area. At least not that he knew of. He just watched them as they flew along, cause it seemed they weren't in any sort of mood to converse or even say hello. He just continued on at his leisurely pace. I wonder what these Pegasus are doing here, anyways. Maybe I missed something inter- "Ahck! My butt!" He turned around to see a clumsy Pegasus, who immediately apologized and started saying something about some Carbunkle Excavation Site? He liked the sound of that, so he wanted to take a look for himself. "Oh, no need to apologize, it's just a simple mistake and you look very tired anyways. So anyways, I'm curious about this Carbuncle Excavation Site. I didn't come here for it, but it sounds like it might be interesting to have a look there. Would you mind showing me where it is? Oh, and my name's Lunaris, by the way."

I'm very particular about the robots I might marry. Unfortunately, you don't even match a single one of my criteria.

Triumphant toiletries! If you had three raw fish and ate them all, why didn't you cook them first?

The princess of friendship is out to kill me? I'll just tell her I want to be her friend. The small threat that existed then vanishes.

Changeling! If you turn into someone strong and able, together we might be able to break down this door! I do not wish to be locked in here forever.

2/10 It's more complex than an avatar should be, and I'm not really fond of the art style.

I'll go for 16 as well.

Meanwhile... He had been in the city for a while, but still there was no new information to be found regarding his own species. Now it was time to leave Manehatten and head to a different city. After awaking and having a deliciously large meal, the Chamrosh said goodbye to those he had met, then took off with his map in hand. He looked at the map and gave himself some ideas on where to go next. I've been to Baltimare, Fillydelphia and now Manehatten. I guess I'll head back to Canterlot and see if Starlight Diamond has found anything yet. What's this place though? Neighagara falls? I guess it wouldn't hurt to visit there for a bit. Sounds like an interesting place. He decided the best way to get there was to head north, and fly along the Crystal Mountains until he reached the river leading to the falls. Who knows? Maybe he would even find something unexpected on the way.

"BUSY!?" Her annoyingly shrieky voice practically disrupted time and space with that horrendously abrupt exclamation. Her face contorted to show a look of complete disbelief, and she then continued with her unpleasantness. "Busy doing what!? Nothing is more important that showing your respect to the Chief! How else are you going to be graced with his most glorious gems? HMPH! I guess you just don't want any of us to have such fine jewels. I've had enough of you... you can just rot in those caves you love so much more than your family!" She stormed out through the open caves, her tyrannical footsteps echoing all the way back to her room. But not echoing as loudly as the incomprehensible ramblings that seemed to have no end. Surely is her voice were just one more decibel higher the entire cave system would collapse.

The moment she saw Anatase emerge from the hatch, she started flailing her large canine arms about, and shouting like the entire world had just been infected with a planetary cancer. In her typical, unpleasant, shrill voice, of course. "Ana! Where have you been? Are you STILL digging in those horrible caves of yours? And I bet you haven't even returned with any good gems, either. HMPH!" She paused for a just a moment, seemingly to give Anatase a chance to speak, before erupting into the second lap of her infernal tirade. "The Ruby Chief was visiting us, but when we tried to find you, to show your respect and kiss his cheeks, you were nowhere to be found! I can't believe our own daughter has disgraced this family again! If it happens again, I'll throw you out into the surface, and you can live with those despicable ponies for the rest of your life!" At this point she finally finished her screaming, and converted all of her energy into the most ungrateful-looking death-stare that anyone had ever seen. Her paw was tapping ferociously on the floor as if waiting for something. But again, before Anatase could even gather her thoughts, she made one final eruption. "Ana! What do you have to say for yourself?"

Oh, the electrical switch that activates the fan... this will be interesting. I could easily unscrew the plastic covering, then sharpen it to make a small shiv. After which I will overpower you, tie you down, and use the plastic shiv to open up your chest. Then I will take the wires from inside the switch and apply them directly to your heart, followed by flipping the switch to the 'on' position. If you're lucky, you'll be unconscious by the time I get to that point... but it is possible you'll still be awake.