I'm a relatively new addition to the herd, only having realized the state of my "condition" a few months ago. While I've never actually contributed to the user-generated content scene, I've managed to convert a few ponies who had previously rejected Celestia....and friendship...and life, the universe, and everything... (Deep Thought was wrong, by the way-it's cupcakes! NOT 42!!!)
I have a vast amount of pony knowledge stored in my brain, which is really the only thing other than the mountain of fanart and OC's I've made on notebook paper when my mind was supposed to be in class but wasn't. (Example: Monday-Friday/8:30 a.m.-4:00 p.m./every week) staying up 'till 3 on school nights watching ponies, whether the actual show, user-generated stuff, or parodies (who says a brony can't poke fun at even the stuff he holds closest to him?)
Being an artist at heartt, I love to draw. Ponies or otherwise, my art centers on the surreal, obscure, or just plain freaky. Having been influenced by many older cartoons like Rocko's Modern Life, Cow and chicken, Ren and Stimpy, and Real Monsters as well as more recent ones like Flapjack, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Chowder, and Regular show. As well as classic issues of MAD (50's-70's) and artists like Salvador Dali
I'm an Texan. I hate heat, humidity, Republicans, having an entire class dedicated to learning the history of a state I'm going to move out of when I graduate, a population made out of 90% percent Hispanic "gangstas", "gangstas" themselves, anypony with a serious outlook on anything that is not technical (math, physics, ect.), physical anything, Republicans, meat, meat eaters, meat eaters talking about eating meat, meat eaters talking about eating meat while eating meat, killing anything from Kingdom Animalia for food or sport, Republicans, Republicans, 95% of my previous teachers for despising creativity-and being Republicans, anypony who has already passed judgement of me (let me finish, Celestiadammit!) Republicans, any Republican who's reading this and not realizing that-while I disagree with most of their views-I'm kidding them, ponies who think this entire paragraph is pointless, and did I say Republicans yet? But I love and tolerate nevertheless... Wait, how can that be possi- you know what? Screw this! I forgot where I was even going with this ages ago!
And if you're wondering just what the hell my problem is, I'll have you know I am a devout member of the Waffle Clan-a secret organization dedicated to the art of acting like an idiot. That and having a warped mind such as mine can make you act out very strangely sometimes.
AND WHY DOES EVERYONE ARGUE ABOUT THE BEST PONY?!?!?!
It's Pinkie Pie and you know it!!!!!!
...Problem? *makestrollface*