Sir Wafflington

When i was little and lived in Austin I met Lance Armstrong and his son, who was about my age, when they just happened to be seeing Brother Bear at the same time as us (my dad and I) back when it was in theaters. He was really a very nice person. I once saw Dick Perry-okay, okay, RICK Perry, who in a pathetic attempt to win votes was shaking little kid's hands at my sister's school. And he always had this grossed-out looked on and was constantly wiping his hands with wipes, even with my sister, that asshole. If you think kids are so disgusting don't go to a friggin' elementary school!

Banned for obviously being jealous of the fact that he's a butterfly by doing just that-and having the nerve to ban him because of your own issues about still being a muffin.

@marlyly: When I mean "cool" I don't mean it nessarily "good" I mean it as more of a "interesting" or a "very different". But yeah, it sounds pretty frustrating. @iove4shadow: Republicans, along with Democrats, are the 2 main political parties in the US. And it's not that I don't like them. I just disagree on quite a few of their more recent views and fall in more with the Democratic party than the Republic. And Texas is primarily a Republican state. I'm just poking fun at them and Texas. No real hatred here.

Scar's death. But that's because of The Lion King being the first "main series" Disney movie I remember seeing, naturally it was the one that sticks out to me the most. That and as soon as Mufasa died I spent most of the rest of the movie thinking of good (horrible) ways for Scar to die. But then they had the somewhat ironic twist of him not actually being killed by Simba but the hyenas that he had taken advantage of that did. Which I thought was pretty funny, actually. Which also kind of made me less pissed about it being a big, fat, rip off of Kimba. And about that death from The Princess and the Frog-You know, I may actually watch that movie now. Although that doesn't make me any less angry that Disney is really, REALLY pushing it with the milking of fairy tales and mythology. Seriously, what's next, a G-rated Edgar Allan Poe movie where he befriends a raven who likes to say "nevermore" at certain times (like wynaut, from the pokemon anime) and they go on adventures in 19th century US saving people from evil using the power of poetry and short stories???

I guess if noone will answer my question, I'll just assume it means what I hope it means. Ecco the dolphin. All three of those games were freaking beautiful. Especially the dreamcast one. The mix of the stange aquatic-life-meets-evil-alien-race story, serene music, stunning visuals, excellent controls, creative level design made for an amazing game. Closely following-MDK2. With it's offbeat sense of humor, intriguing characters, a very different yet a perfectly fitting control scheme. Comix Zone. With what perhaps was the coolest side-scrolling action game of the 16-bit era with both the level design and how everything fit the idea perfectly. Vectorman 2. Donkey Kong Country meets Metroid starring a shape-shifting garbage disposing robot destroying freaky giant insects on a ruined Earth. Awesome. And Fur Fighters. Stuffed animals shooting the stuffing out of other stuffed animals (literally). And lots and lots of puns on the word "fluff". But really the cool thing about was the varied characters each serving their own special purpose, a cartoony style like the later Sly Cooper games, sweet weaponry, and the awesome multiplayer mode.

It was modest sarcasm on both parts of the first sentence-I knew the posting of that video wasn't anything paticulary special, just somewhat of a tradition, like you said. And I know you weren't implying that I was old, wrinkly, or bald (implying me being a jackass wasn't nessicary) Actually, I think the reason I like cold is partly because of that. In heat, you're just plain uncomfortable (where I live in Texas we're surrounded by the woods so shade isn't a problem, but at the same time, it's quite humid here, and unlike dry heat the ONLY way to escape it is to go inside. But with cold, at least with me, anyways. It's actually fun! When I'm outside (I always wear shorts, a t-shirt, and sandals or go barefoot. The only exception being forrmal occasions) and by body begins to tingle, it feels so soothing, almost therapeutic. Draining out all my frustrations, and filling me with this wonderful, joyous feeling. And once it begins to become painful, I stand up, run around for a minute or two and lay down in the grass once again. But having hot and cold in the same day must be pretty cool!

@0megamonster:: Nice to meet you, too. Good to know I'm not the only one late to party! @marlyly: Thanks, that was sweet of you... Wait a sec! You're no implying I'm an old, wrinkly, jackass that wears a toupee, are you? And yeah, cold rules! And really gotta savor it down here, we only get like two weeks of it each year, if that.

I'm a bit confused. Are we talking about games many people played in it's day but not now, or really good games which were overshadowed by large ones and lost in time and when you talk about them people look at you funny? Do they have to be ones you played when whatever it was was still around or can it be on older systems due to not owning that system until after it's life was over?

Okey-dokey. I was afraid noone would what the hoof I was talking about. I'll get started, after I pick one of my OC'a to enter in the create a pony contest. I need those Comic-Con tickets so I can have CN or Nickelodeon criticize my portfolio!

(I apologize if this the wrong section-it looked like the most fitting) So, anyways, this morning when I was scrambling to find a book to read on the bus, I found my old copy of "The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"-a collection of all the books in Douglas Adam's brilliant series-On the bus, after re-reading the first few chapters of the first one I began to think "Wouldn't it be nice if Twilight Sparkle had a Hitchhiker's Guide to FRIENDSHIP?" as the school day went on, I began to think what position the ponies would be in-Rainbow Dash as Zaphod (both being cocky), Twilight Sparkle as Arthur (both hopelessly trying to make sense of everything) and so on. By the end of the day I had half the first book but with ponies planned out. I think it would probably be best if it were to be based more on the BBC miniseries than the book itself-due to it being both cliff notes and incredibly faithful to the book at the same time and the popularity of the Dr. Whooves fanfics which are loosely based on Dr. Who, another BBC series. So, is this a good idea, or is this just something only I would find interesting/amusing? Wait, who would be Eccentrica Gallumbits? (the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six)

@Jimmy Brohemian: YEAH, BABY! PINKIE PIE 4 LIIIII-IIIIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...Sorry 'bout that, yes, Pinkie Pie is definitely the best, hooves down. And I plan to. @CluelessLlama13: You=right (on both).Man, you're homeschooled?!?! Not fair! I've lived in Austin AND Cedar Creek (it's iin Bastrop County) and been to both school districts (AISD and BISD) and neither one offers any decent special education (I have Autism-and every special education program is either for "super special" kids or delinquents, which I am neither.) and are just friggin' oppressive. And I've been bullied constantly ''till late last year when I got taller, thinner, and took the Hello Kitty keychain off my backpack after realizing that the entire Hello Kitty line had gone goth (I still like some other Sanrio lines though) and I learned to only be smartass to teachers and ponies I know. Oh and in public high schools a foreign language credit is required and the only ones they have are French, Spanish, and ASL. The only things I like about Texas though is that 1) having snow is basically a guaranteed day off and 2) from what I've heard, because Texas is mostly independent-if you travel outside the US, you'll typically get more respect than being from somewhere else in the US. And just out of curiosity, what part of Texas are you from? And I forgot to mention, whenever I'm not at school not giving a damn about what anypony is saying, I'm usually at home with my eyes glued to the computer. So feel free to PM me for any reason... Of course there probably isn't a reason why anypony would want to say/ask something or spam/troll/cuss-out just some random brony out of the kazillions of other ones but-meh, I'm here.

@Nightfall: Thanks! And since when is some neat-freak cooler than psychic, squeaky-voiced, confetti-sneezing, pink, pure party energy? @~Chaotic Discord~: Yeah, it was pretty damn long. I didn't intend for it to be like that. I just got carried away. Ah, a fellow part-time troller I see. Being an ass on the Internet fun, isn't it? @Jokuo: Yes, ultimate brohoof indeed. Why do YOU like Pinkie Pie

I'm a relatively new addition to the herd, only having realized the state of my "condition" a few months ago. While I've never actually contributed to the user-generated content scene, I've managed to convert a few ponies who had previously rejected Celestia....and friendship...and life, the universe, and everything... (Deep Thought was wrong, by the way-it's cupcakes! NOT 42!!!) I have a vast amount of pony knowledge stored in my brain, which is really the only thing other than the mountain of fanart and OC's I've made on notebook paper when my mind was supposed to be in class but wasn't. (Example: Monday-Friday/8:30 a.m.-4:00 p.m./every week) staying up 'till 3 on school nights watching ponies, whether the actual show, user-generated stuff, or parodies (who says a brony can't poke fun at even the stuff he holds closest to him?) Being an artist at heartt, I love to draw. Ponies or otherwise, my art centers on the surreal, obscure, or just plain freaky. Having been influenced by many older cartoons like Rocko's Modern Life, Cow and chicken, Ren and Stimpy, and Real Monsters as well as more recent ones like Flapjack, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Chowder, and Regular show. As well as classic issues of MAD (50's-70's) and artists like Salvador Dali I'm an Texan. I hate heat, humidity, Republicans, having an entire class dedicated to learning the history of a state I'm going to move out of when I graduate, a population made out of 90% percent Hispanic "gangstas", "gangstas" themselves, anypony with a serious outlook on anything that is not technical (math, physics, ect.), physical anything, Republicans, meat, meat eaters, meat eaters talking about eating meat, meat eaters talking about eating meat while eating meat, killing anything from Kingdom Animalia for food or sport, Republicans, Republicans, 95% of my previous teachers for despising creativity-and being Republicans, anypony who has already passed judgement of me (let me finish, Celestiadammit!) Republicans, any Republican who's reading this and not realizing that-while I disagree with most of their views-I'm kidding them, ponies who think this entire paragraph is pointless, and did I say Republicans yet? But I love and tolerate nevertheless... Wait, how can that be possi- you know what? Screw this! I forgot where I was even going with this ages ago! And if you're wondering just what the hell my problem is, I'll have you know I am a devout member of the Waffle Clan-a secret organization dedicated to the art of acting like an idiot. That and having a warped mind such as mine can make you act out very strangely sometimes. AND WHY DOES EVERYONE ARGUE ABOUT THE BEST PONY?!?!?! It's Pinkie Pie and you know it!!!!!! ...Problem? *makestrollface*