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  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

    Here comes yesterday’s answer:

     

    I just had a fortune cookie and it told me I have an “unusually magnetic personality.”

    Well, if I’m so friggin’ magnetic, which of the following metals will I attract the most?

    A. Aluminum 

    B. Lead

    C. Titanium 

    D. Iron

    This was…

    Spoiler

    D! Of the listed metals, the most magnetic one is iron.

    Here comes today’s question:

    *reaches into bag of trash*
    Looks like we have…

    An old suit, some ticket stubs from laser tag, and a tie with some ducks on it.

    Which suit wearing character does this trash belong to?

    A. Barney Stinson 

    B. Sterling Archer

    C. Harvey Specter

    D. Walter Neff

    1. Dark Horse

      Dark Horse

      I'm gonna say... A.

    2. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      Duck Tie, owooah! Clearly it's Scrooge. :P

      A? :dash:

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