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Stone Cold Steve Jobs

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About Stone Cold Steve Jobs

  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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    Male
  • Location
    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

    I just saw a commercial for a sofa store called Lovesacs.

    am i the only one with a dirty enough mind to stare incredulously at the screen? 

    1. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Apparently.

      ...

       LOVE SAC! Baby, LOVE SAC!! That’s where it’s at!!! 

       ...oy, what’s with the look? Them changelings in the show feed off of “Love” so they’d need a gland fo’ it, right, eh?

    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      It's like the shake weight of sofas.

      also how do you feed off of love? I feed off discontent and negativity because it's good fiber. Love is just empty calories though.

    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

       I dunno. Apparently via giant, green, matrix goo-vats. Because imprisonment doesn’t curb feelings of affection. No being said this kids’ show wasn’t also successible to sci-fi tropes too!

       Me, I feed off attention. Easier to do; why there’s so many social media platforms these days.

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