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About Stone Cold Steve Jobs

  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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    Male
  • Location
    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

    My life is a wreck.

    I work a shitty minimum wage job for a boss who treats me like trash, my neighbor hates me and does what he can to sabotage me, my best friend is a bumbling idiot man child, my only female friend friend zoned me almost immediately after we met, the only source of happiness in my life is my pet, which is just a bug. I can't even drive yet! And you know what the worst part is?

     I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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    2. Duality

      Duality

      Plot twist - the actual April Fools was making us believe that this is June when in fact it is the first of April.

       

      Now for the real question: red pill or blue pill?

    3. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Why not BOTH?

    4. Duality

      Duality

      Somehow I suspected you were going to say that.

      I, however, propose that the best decision is to synthesise the two into a purple pill, since purple is self-evidently the best colour and thus due to logic must cause the best results. :proud:

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