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Stone Cold Steve Jobs

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Stone Cold Steve Jobs last won the day on October 20 2020

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About Stone Cold Steve Jobs

  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. So if you were looking for Shtick for your video series, I happen to be quite good at that.

     May all the gods have mercy on our souls.

     It's too late, the gates have already opened. I was practically begged! By which I mean, I'm going to snidely suggest anyway. 

    So hear me out here....  Hard to Explain Things to be Caught doing as the Elevator Doors Open.

     I'm going out here with "Rhythmic Farting."

    How else are you going to get your muscles in shape with proper squat-thrusts? 

    1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      That’s actually a good idea.

      I have a series idea called Irritated Jesus, where Jesus calls stereotypical, obnoxious, intolerant or otherwise widely disliked people into a meeting and bluntly tells them exactly what they’re doing wrong.

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      Ah, wish fulfillment humor, eh? Not far enough in my opinion. You should always go too far in my opinion!

      ... Can You tell I've watched MadTV as a kid?

      How about shtick based on somebody using Jesus's name in vain, Jesus himself actually showing up in the room and social awkwardness ensues as the guy tries to rationalize it and Jesus is just flatly patient to the point of comedy.

       Gamer guy playing Call of Dooty or whatever throws his controller down in disgust:

       "You kiddin' me? Again?!!? That cheating jerk he just- JESUS!"

      A stock sound effect "holy epiphany" sound effect trails in then Jesus pops into existence in the room like a Poptart.

       Gamer, Shielding his eyes from the effect; "Wh-who are you...?"

       Jesus, my son.... you did call for me.

      "I-! Uhh... didn't mean.... it's just a game so I'd... probably forget about it soon enough, sooo..."

      Ah yes, a test of your patience and tranquility. I can guide you through such hardships and trials as you follow me through an adventure through the wilderness for several months...

      "Uh, No. It's fine. Really! It happens all the time! I'll get over it!"

      Ah,yes. Thou must be reflecting stress from other aspects of your life, perhaps discontent in your workplace or relationship issues as our files DO say your still a virgin at... how long has it been, my son?

      "Hey! Look! When I used your name in vain, I wasn't expecting full judgement here, GOD!"

      Wait, don't-!

      Everything explodes as the background is replaced in flames of Holy Light and a huge voice bellows from off-screen

       Yo! What up, Mortals! God in da HOUSE! God BEEN da House, am I right? You know I am!!

       ...You just had to get my Dad involved.

       

       Best part is, you can have somebeing play Jesus and have all the fun that comes with THAT role!

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      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      I had the idea that before he comes to the stage this announcer tells the people he is here. But the announcer is terrible at his job and gets fired. Last shot is of the announcer, looking defeated, walking away with a bindle and a sign that reads “Will announce for food.”

      I really like your idea too!

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