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Stone Cold Steve Jobs last won the day on October 20 2020

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About Stone Cold Steve Jobs

  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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  • Location
    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

    I am going to take a page out of @Samurai Equine’s book and do a reference:


    You know what weirds me out about this whole thing? All the toilet paper disappeared in the first few days. I mean, plasma TV’s and sports cars I get. Some people are just dumbasses and think “Hey, free stuff.” 

    Food, medicine, water? That all makes sense! Immediate survival and yada yada yada. But I want to know who looked out their front door, looked upon the end of civilization as we know it, and went “Man, I’m gonna have to take some shits. I better stock up on two ply ASAP!”

    I can physically hear everyone unfollowing me.

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    2. Dank Pony Child

      Dank Pony Child

      Do you guys know what the swine flu is?

    3. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      @Dank Pony Child Yes. We had an outbreak at my old high school. We called it the aporkalypse.

    4. Dank Pony Child

      Dank Pony Child

      It was quite the epigdemic 

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