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Stone Cold Steve Jobs last won the day on October 20 2020

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About Stone Cold Steve Jobs

  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. 🎶🎶Some humans ain’t human

    Some people ain’t kind

    You open up their hearts 

    And here’s what you’d find

    A few frozen pizzas, some ice cubes with hair
    A broken popsicle, you don't wanna go there

    Some humans ain't human, though they walk like we do
    They live and they breathe, just to turn the old screw
    They screw you when you're sleeping, they try to screw you blind
    Some humans ain't human, some people ain't kind

    You might go to church and sit down in a pew
    Those humans who ain't human, be sitting right next to you
    They talk about your family, they talk about your clothes
    When they don't know their own ass from their own elbows

    Jealousy and stupidity don't equal harmony
    Jealousy and stupidity don't equal harmony🎶🎶

    This song describes our world perfectly lately. So many humans ain’t human.

     

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    2. Evil Pink One

      Evil Pink One

      Some humans ain't humans.... Im pretty much sure we are as human as we can get right about now......humans really want to be...not humans....

    3. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      @Samurai Equine I wish I was the one who came up with that. No, that's from a song by John Prine. I just felt it described things very well.

      Though I did once write a Christmas poem about Hannibal Lecter. 

    4. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Mmm, Hairy Icecubes!

      ...well, you've lost me.

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