Stone Cold Steve Tuna

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    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
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    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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  1. @Widdershins In my own weird way I am going to attempt to make you smile. I may have had a hand in this story title and summary. Things got real in the Cult.

     

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    1. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Heh! Does it auto-generate the description or something? Because I find it funny that you can't come up with stuff like that! 

       "Deer Leader?" A Deer Orientated cult? Sounds like something we have around here on the forums...

    2. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      It makes a boring generic “This is a children’s book” as a description. Yes by the way. This is a children’s book. Need to teach the kids who the Dear Leader is. 

      You should see the bunker they live in. It’s under a cemetery and things got “special” when I was building it.

      For the record this story is apparently excellent and netting $246 per week.

  2. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

    How masculine/femenine are you?

    I bleed vodka nowadays which, in addition to answering the question I feel, also suggests I may have a problem. *vodka noises*
  3. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

    General Would the world be a better place if every man was a feminist?

    A modern feminist with a classical definition of equality in gender, roles, and advancement is just called a normal human nowadays. Feminism has strayed far from the noble and brave path it started on. It’s about superiority to many of its so called advocates now. Are women as capable of any job as a man? With proper training and dedication anyone can do any job. Are women better because they are women? Absolutely not.
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    General Do men ever face sexism and double standards?

    Yes. I have seen it time and time again. I know there’s at least one feminist that wants to eliminate the word ‘man’ from vocabulary. I know she’s not speaking for every feminist but deleting words is something Orwell predicted in 1984, which, by the way, was meant to be a warning. Not a how to guide.
  5. So now at least one principal is offended by candy canes because they're shaped like a J which he says stands for Jesus. By that logic, why don't we ban spaghetti and meatballs because it's a symbol of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

     

    And now I want a candy cane. Like desperately.

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    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Because literally no being in existence ever has ever been offended by being reminded of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

       ...Is there an actual place I can look up stuff on the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

       

       If he was I, I would ban candy canes too.  ...Because those suckers can be licked into an actually skin-piercing shiv with little to no effort. Don't lie! You know EVERY KID has & will do that!

    3. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      @Kyoshi I don’t know. I doubt it. What I do know is apparently it was a she- that’s my mistake, and she was placed on administrative leave.

      Can we just talk about how the hell she got a job as a principal when she doesn’t even know which way to hold a candy  cane?

      @Widdershins ...That’s fair actually. We need common sense candy cane control and candy cane free zones!

    4. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      ...Panicked a bit there when you said "candy free zones." Can only imagine the fuss that'd kick up!

  6. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

    Anti Jokes

    This. This this this this this. that.
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    Anti Jokes

    What’s worse than a land mine made of lego? Genocide.
  8. If anyone submitted a ticket to bethesda support regarding the canvas bags, I hope you have identity theft protection because bethesda just leaked a bunch of sensitive information that was on those tickets.

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      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      *Bethesda shortly before Fallout 76*

      Bethesda: You know how people like games? What if we made it not that way?

    3. Kyoshi

      Kyoshi

      Todd's insane arrogance isn't doing them any favors. I have no idea why that guy became such a god to the internet, but he comes across to me as a pompous prick. I do wonder what he is thinking now that Fallout 76 is literally nothing that he said it would be.

      Hard to believe all of this. Skyrim and Oblivion, two of my favorite games ever, both form Bethesda and they release.....this.

    4. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      He couldn’t care less about the people or quality of the game. Just the money. 

      Imagine how fast heads would roll if HIS information got leaked.

  9. Know the signs. Don’t be a victim.

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  10. This girl i used to date who i cut ties wth for trying to sleep with one of my best friends texted me yesterday, the first time in almost 2 years.

    No.

    Thank.

    You. 

    1. Passion

      Passion

      Good lord that reminds me of the one that used me for free stuff like 7 years back and then vanished. Tried to contact me again like 2 years later and I didn't even bother answering.

      I sometimes marvel at what goes on through their minds, I can relate to the feeling.

    2. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      I think they’re narcissistic. They see people as tools for their selfish ego workshop. Some belittle, others manipulate. They care only about feeding their egos with people who become their supply. The best thing to do is not answer. When they do that it’s probably because they got into a huge fight with whoever their current victim is and are now starving for that attention. 

      The hilarious thing is they feel they are amazing in every way when in reality they’re some of the most pathetic people on the planet.

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      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Tequila allegedly strengthens your bones. 

      Bone helping juice.

    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

       Unless, of course, it completely nullifies one's capacity to feel if there's anything wrong with your bones.

      ...wait, are you supposed to be able to feel your bones? Like, all the time?

      ...

       OH, CODFISH! NOW I'M FEELING MY BONES INSIDE ME!!

       *Uncomfortable Wriggling*

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      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      That thing is all neck and goatee. Bet I can hit the stunner on it! Hold my beer.

  12. I don’t know how I feel about this.

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    1. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Well, top matches bottom now! ...

       ...wait... not that I mean to imply that one is a-

  13. @Widdershins

    I swear I didn’t name this book. It came up like that. The description I may have had a hand in but the title was randomly generated. What the hell?

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    1. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      I fail to see the Confusion here.

      I wrote a book about a little boy named Dennis who was deprived of nourishment until his teeth started fall out & he disassociated from the fragments.

       And it contained nothing about dancing.

      BECAUSE YOU WOULD HAVE SUSPECTED THAT!!!

       

         ...One of the other stories is About Birds.

      No, literally. "About" & "Bird" are the only two words in that story.

       It's thirty-eight pages long.

    2. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      This is the best response I have ever seen.

  14. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

    Things you do to release anger?

    I usually don't release my emotions, anger or otherwise. I bottle everything up. My philosophy is, I'll keep everything right here, and the one day I'll die.
  15. We were supposed to shoot some footage today. Call time was 3. It is 10:30 and I have no shows. 

    This is why you put people on contract. Unacceptable.

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    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      *puts on cop hat*

      I am now!

      *sirens blare in the distance*

      Gotta go!...Duty calls!

    4. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      You forgot your gun.