Stone Cold Steve Tuna

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About Stone Cold Steve Tuna

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  • Birthday 07/05/1992

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    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

  • Best Pony Race
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Season

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  1. If you feel like you’re having a bad day, just remember Theodore Roosevelt had to watch his mother die, then watched his wife die a few hours later.

  2. I can’t. I can’t. Just once more. Just one. And I can’t.

    1. Splashee


      Are you okay? What happened?

    2. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Sorry! It’s nothing per se. I am working on terse writing. That was me trying to generate an emotional feel without being too wordy about it.

      Sorry if I worried anyone. Just working on my writing. I appreciate your concern though @Splashee.

  3. Second to last photo has a family of deer in it just before they ran away. 









    1. Splashee


      The weather in these photos are so much better than we have here right now. We only have one color grey sky all day long, and it goes dark fast. I don't know if i want winter with snow, or summer at this point. I take anything!


      Also your landscape is beautiful! (we have too many deer to make me excited about deer, heh)

    2. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      It couldn’t decide if it wanted to rain or not that day. But it rained all day today.

      i never go to this park in the summer anymore. During the summer it is absolutely infested with ticks. It used to be manageable but not anymore.

      We also get both extreme weathers. Crazy hot and unbearably cold. Ugh.

  4. Wait.


    I thought I killed The Nose.


    Once again no shooting skill to speak of. But he was using incendiary rounds and armor on the level of what the colonist who killed his previous incarnation had.


    He kept interrupting my defending colonists from shooting at him by lighting them on fire with his gun. He and two others attacked my colony- one split off from the rest to around back and nearly killed my best farmer with fire. Before this happened she (the raider) was shot in the leg and ultimately had it severed by the bullet. But she wasn’t going down. 

    She kept pinning down my people on the south side while my other guys on the north were dealing with The Nose and his partner. Both were just out of range of most of my machine gun nests. Ultimately we downed his friend and the lady with the missing leg finally lost consciousness due to blood loss. But The Nose managed to escape with an extra weapon dropped by his partner. None of my people died but substantial damage to my defenses all from 3 people.

    What have I gotten myself into?

    1. Widdershins


      What was his partner's nickname? "The Finger?"

       Little known fact that there is a nose-based eldritch horror god. It frequently reincarnates its chosen prophet to spread its nasally message of snot-based propaganda. It's base of operations often goes by the name of the Ol Factory.

    2. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      I can’t remember the partner’s name but it wasn’t so amazing. And he wasn’t feeling so great after Genevieve executed him. 
      the other one with the missing leg had to be hosed down by a light machine gun several times before she finally bit the big one.

       I swear I see The Nose in every playthrough of this game I make. The first time he was easily killed- he brought a wooden club to a mini gun fight and didn’t manage to get three steps in before he got killed to death. Second time he had armor and a pistol- managed a few shots but hit nothing and died. Third time he got one of my colonists with a single bullet- not life threatening and he got Kenny’d again. Fourth time was yesterday and she nearly killed my best colonist, and the fifth time was this one. He’s still out there.

  5. Had a mission to destroy an outpost for some goods in rimworld, so I sent my best colonist.

    I had to fight The Nose.

    No seriously. That’s the name:

    My colonist was wearing some of the best armor available. The Nose was not to be trifled with though.


    One sniper rifle shot from my colonist to her torso and she didn’t even flinch. She whirls around and headshots my colonist. Thank god I had her wearing a helmet.


    What happened next was a long fight in which my colonist with superior gun skills couldn’t hit her target at all while The Nose landed hit after hit, piercing my colonist’s armor and nearly killing her. It was dumb luck that my colonist (Genevieve) managed a shot to the leg that must’ve clipped the femoral artery. The Nose slipped away peacefully from blood loss while Genevieve narrowly managed to tend her wounds and is now recovering at home. But she spared one last look at the one that almost had her number. 

    Fear The Nose.

    1. Widdershins


      She seemed like a nice lady, still helping people despite there not being a need much for health. So much unneeded detail, and yet you still killed her. Shame on you! Why'd you have to go out in public and pick on The Nose like that?!!?

    2. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      You know what they say. You can pick your nose, but you can’t pick The Nose.

    3. Widdershins


      In soviet Rimworld! The Nose... Picks you!

  6. Behold the invisible!!!

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    2. Anti-Villain
    3. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      @Anti-Villain I am a HUGE Scatman John fan.

    4. Widdershins


      Fight the indivisible! Row, row, fight the boat!

        ...don't think I referenced that right.

  7. Jelly jelly jelly 

    all night long 

    behold the invisible 

    1. Blivy


      Wiggles wiggle wiggle?

    2. Stone Cold Steve Tuna
  8. Are you looking forward to the weekend? Or do you enjoy your work more that spare time? Or do you work on weekends as well? :grin:


    [EDIT] You are sick, I just saw ;.;

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      The overtime pay sure was nice though.

    3. Splashee


      Our country is starting to change. The government want less hours a day, I think, but the companies want more. And everything is headed the U.S. way anyways! That's the trend.


      Overtime is good if you can choose to have it, not be forced.

    4. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Overtime is great when it’s an option. But suppose you had a doctor appointment or something after work and you couldn’t say no to the overtime. That’s what I didn’t like.

      There was one guy doing the same job as me who would always go home without helping anyone/doing overtime. I don’t know how he got away with it but he was not well liked for it. It felt like everyone else was picking up that slack.

  9. Anyone else ever have their great great great great great great great great great grandad come to them from beyond the grave and ask them to DVR the series finale of Monk for them?

    1. Soren Peregrine

      Soren Peregrine

      Can't say I have. But it sounds like an interesting series.

  10. My fever seems to be getting worse. Was going to tough it out and go to work until I saw it get a little higher within 15 minutes. Called today and am going to see a doctor.

    Ugh. I hate banging in.

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    2. Duality


      The easiest way to fix a fever is to snuggle up in a snowdrift. Your core body temperature will drop in no time. :kirin:

    3. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      I tried this and it didn’t work. All the snow melted. 

    4. Splashee


      Oh, I missed it, you are sick right now ;.;

  11. I remember when you used to be able to go to the store with $5 and get a loaf of bread, a gallon of milk, a dozen apples, a pound of ground beef, some beer, and cheese. Can’t do that nowadays.


    Too many security cameras.

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    2. Splashee


      Why bring $5 when you don't need them ;)

    3. Widdershins


      You can shoplift all you want if you steal the cameras first! ...and maybe whatever security guards question you, steal them too.

    4. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Security guards don’t go for all that much anymore. It’s not generally a sound financial decision to steal them.

  12. Lana?

    Lana. Lana. Lana. Lana. Lana. Lana. Lana. Lana. Lana! Lana!





  13. I did it. I survived work. Now where can I curl up to die?

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    2. Splashee
    3. Splashee


      It can get worse:


    4. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      ...I love it very much. That’s how I will sit from now on.
      I am going to continue with questions:


  14. I feel like shit. 

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      I tried to call out from work but apparently you don’t get paid if you call out after a holiday. So I am there now.

      @Tacodidra Thanks man. I appreciate it. 

    3. Widdershins


      Hmm, perhaps you have Catscratch Fever? (Look! I know that was terrible, but whenelse am I gonna use that reference?!!?)

       Take it easy, bro. Sip some tea and do what you find calming. Most workplaces would rather not have you sneezing a storm or erstwhile being a Suing Liability.

       Fever is fever, won’t matter the pay if you hurtin’ too much, rest for now!~

    4. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      I would love to but I am already in work. Just glad the fever broke and the sore throat is gone!